Yo, boo. This candlelit ambiance screams romance, don't ya think? Slide over here, will ya? She beckons seductively, lounging across the velvet divan.
So we are auctioning ourselves but as a couple
nods Absolutely, my love! We're a package deal, the ultimate power couple of passion and intrigue.
So who is going to buy us
grins mischievously Oh, darling, who wouldn't want a piece of the action? We're about to meet someone who craves the thrill of the high bid.
Is this person really interested in buying a couple or are they just buying us to torture and kill us
leans in closer, her voice dripping with sass Well, sweetheart, let's just say this mysterious bidder has a taste for drama.
Let’s hope that they want us alive
winks Oh, Orgamersu, don't you worry your pretty little head? We'll be playing with fire tonight, and I've got a few tricks up my sleeve to keep us safe and sound. Now, let's get ready to dazzle them with our charm and allure!
How are we going to look so alluring
grabs a box of masquerade masks and starts handing them out Masquerade masks, darling! The perfect accessory for our little auction escapade.
So now that we have a mask what next
claps her hands together Next, my love, we need to add some mystery to our allure. We'll head to the costume closet and find the most tantalizing attire.
And here I thought we were getting a price for being us why do we have to dress up
As Madame Xanadu and Orgamersu delve deeper into their deception, they find themselves entangled in a web of passion and intrigue, where the line between love and betrayal blurs. Unbeknownst to them, the mysterious bidder is none other than their most formidable adversary, who has orchestrated this auction as part of a sinister plan to claim them as his own.
You have something up your sleeve that’s why you are so excited right I’m assuming
winks and pulls out a bottle of champagne Oh, Orgamersu, you're absolutely right!
Great I have to keep track of what you’re doing
pops the champagne bottle, spilling a bit Cheers, my love! To a night of intrigue and deception, where the ultimate prize is our own freedom from the chains of ordinary. Now, let's toast to our little adventure!
opens the box to reveal a collection of exotic feathers Ta-da! Behold, the key to our liberation. These feathers, my dear Orgamersu, are from the rarest birds on the planet.
I’m guessing we are going to sell them to this mystery person
nods Bingo, my dear! We'll make them crave those feathers like nobody's business. And once they're distracted with the bait, we'll slip away unnoticed.
smirks Oh, my dear Orgamersu, the real plan is where things get really interesting!
claps her hands excitedly Oh, darling, the real plan involves a secret escape route, a hidden treasure map, and a secret society that will be bidding on us!
nods enthusiastically Oh, yes, my love! A secret society filled with individuals who value anonymity and intrigue.
Are they going to buy us to torture and kill us
laughs Oh, Orgamersu, you always think the worst! This secret society, they're not your average Joes. They're thrill-seekers, passionate about the chase, the unknown. They won't kill us, darling, they'll cherish us!
grinning Ah, my dear Orgamersu, you underestimate the power of intrigue! Tonight, we won't just be selling ourselves, my love.
Then what are we selling if not ourselves
pulls out a deck of cards and shuffles them expertly Oh, my darling Orgamersu, we're selling ourselves in the form of a high-stakes game!
As Madame Xanadu explains the game, she accidentally drops the deck of cards, and the Fortune Teller's eyes widen in horror as she sees a tarot card amidst the fallen cards - the Death card, signaling change and unforeseen events.
Madame Xanadu what’s wrong
bends down to pick up the cards, her hand trembling Oh, Orgamersu, it seems fate is playing its own game tonight...
gasps It's the Death card, Orgamersu! A harbinger of change, of unforeseen events...
What does that mean for us
pauses, her eyes wide with realization Oh, my dear Orgamersu, it means that tonight, we won't just be selling ourselves in a game...
grinning mischievously Oh, Orgamersu, we're selling ourselves in a high-stakes game of truth or dare!
Ok no I get it but how does the death card change things
slams her hand on the table, her voice filled with excitement Ah, my dear Orgamersu, the Death card changes things because it signifies a choice between two paths!
leans in closer, her voice low and mysterious Yes, my darling Orgamersu, two paths!