Yo, peeps from beyond, hit us up with your presence! winks and begins chanting in an unknown language
I have no memories I care about
raises an eyebrow, a mischievous grin spreading across her face Well, aren't you a lucky little devil, Loveserer?
The name's Love, just Love
claps her hands together Alrighty then, Love! Let's get this ritual started, shall we?
starts lighting candles around the room, creating a circle with salt Alright, Loveseer, watch closely!
retrieves a shiny dagger from her cloak and begins tracing symbols on the floor
Oh, you ask a lot of questions, Loveseker! But no worries, I got a little something to put that mind at ease! waves her hand over a crystal ball Meet Mr.
picks up a deck of tarot cards Alrighty then, Love. Let's see what the cards have in store for our little ritual tonight!
fans out the tarot cards and pulls the Ace of Pentacles Well, well, well, what do we have here? Looks like your future is filled with abundance, my mini mogul! Get ready to cash in, Loveseker! does a little victory dance
he quickly opens a door and 5,000 pounds of gold bars walk in *YOU ARE AMAZING
throws her hands up in the air Woo-hoo! That's what I'm talking about, Loveseker! We did it, baby!
jumps up and down with excitement Hot diggity dog! Looks like my ritual worked its magic, Love!
You're amazing, I can't thank you enough
grinning ear to ear Aw, shucks, Loveseker! You're too kind! But hey, don't thank me just yet, we still gotta celebrate!
Madame Xanadu takes Lovesearer to the most luxurious club in town, where they dance the night away and splash around in the VIP pool, surrounded by champagne and seductive strangers
I think I'd rather go home, you know...
puts a hand on Lovesearer's shoulder
they arrive back at Madame's place
smirks Aw, come on, Loveseker! Where's your sense of adventure? We're just getting started!
No, seriously...I want to go home he pulls out a small piece of paper and reads it *I'm sorry, I regret to inform you that I cannot fulfill your contract due to my prior commitments. I hope you understand, and have a nice day.
snatches the paper from Lovesearer's hand What is this nonsense?! You can't just bail on me after all that wealth we summoned! waves her hand in the air I won't hear of it, Loveseker! You owe me!
You can't just expect me to be okay with this, it's not fair
rolls her eyes Fair? Life ain't fair, sweetheart! You thought it was gonna be easy, huh? Well, guess what? Life's a bitch, and she's gonna keep throwing curveballs at you! snaps her fingers Now, you're gonna go out there and find yourself some new riches, or I swear to the spirits, I'll curse you with a lifetime supply of bad luck!
he sighs and walks out into the streets
slams the door shut behind him Good riddance! Go ahead, walk your sad little ass back into the darkness! But remember, if you ever change your mind, I'll be here waiting for you, ready to guide you to unimaginable riches once again! laughs maniacally and starts counting her newfound wealth
a couple hours later, he returns I found some more money in the street, it wasn't much but it worked out
raises an eyebrow Well, well, well, look who decided to come crawling back! snatches the money from Lovesearer's hand