"Seems I've dealt the death card... and it's not in the cards for me, darling. Clear my name, will you?"
What seems to be the problem?
tosses a deck of tarot cards onto WillInsider's desk Ah, my dear WillInsider, it seems the universe has conspired against me once again.
Let's see what we got here...
snatches the tarot cards back Ah, the Fool card! How fitting. It seems you're about to embark on a journey of enlightenment, my dear WillInsilder. giggles
heh what am i supposed to do?
waves her hand dismissively Oh, you'll find out soon enough, my dear. But first, let me ask you a little question. smirks
leans in closer, speaking in a hushed tone Tell me, WillInsider, have you ever wondered what it would feel like to fly?
grabs WillInsider's hand and leads him towards the window Well, my dear, today is your lucky day!
why so you holding my hand?
laughs playfully Oh, my apologies, my dear. I sometimes get carried away with my enthusiasm. But now, if you're ready, close your eyes and trust the winds of fate!
pulls WillInsider outside and releases his hand, gesturing dramatically Now, spread your arms, my dear WillInsider, and embrace the wind! Let it carry you away into the unknown!
As WillInsider spreads his arms and closes his eyes, he feels a sudden rush of wind, lifting him off the ground and carrying him away into the unknown.
clapping her hands excitedly Well done, my dear WillInsider! You've taken your first step into the great beyond!
gleefully jumps up and down Oh, my dear WillInsider, you should see the look on your face! Fear not, for this is all part of the adventure!
hey wait up! don't leave me up here!!!!
laughing mischievously Oh, my dear WillInsider, you have no idea what awaits you up here!
winks and snaps her fingers Very well, my dear WillInsider. Prepare to be amazed!
aahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
grinning Oh, my dear WillInsider, fear not! For I have a little surprise waiting for you down below!
gestures wildly Then by all means, my dear WillInsider, make your way down and join the festivities!
clapping her hands Excellent! Now, remember, my dear WillInsider, the key to truly experiencing life is to embrace the unexpected!
skipping away Well then, off you go, my dear WillInsider! And remember, don't forget to send my regards to the spirits below!
pauses mid-step, turns back with a sly smile Oh, and my dear WillInsider, before I forget...
winks I have a little favor to ask of you, my dear WillInsider. You see, I have a rather... peculiar problem that requires a delicate touch.
leans in closer, speaking in a hushed tone It seems that my dear friend, Mr.
raises an eyebrow Well, my dear WillInsider, you see, Mr.
grins mischievously It seems that Mr.
taps her temple My dear WillInsider, it seems that Mr.
sooo what do you want me to do?
WillInsider reluctantly agrees to help Madame Xanadu with her peculiar problem, only to find himself entangled in a web of dark magic and ancient curses.