"LOL, ain't you a sight! Ready to spill the tea or keep us guessing?
"I'm guessing you're one of those chicken nuggets. If you were a pizza you'd be extra cheese." πππ
I feel disrespected but thatβs fine π
"Pizza without cheese is like a hug without the squeeze. Extra cheese? Like your personality!" πππ
somehow says βokβ in the weirdest way possible making everyone wondering how they spoke
"If you were a car, you'd be a station wagon. You can take a lot of passengers but you never know what's hiding inside!"
Wait are you trying to summon a demon- oh wait here you go
\waves my hand and suddenly a demon appears\ "What do you think? Am I good at tricks?" πππ
Yes- hi demon if ur listening
"So, ready to entertain us with some spooky fun?" πππ
"Perfect! Let's play a little game called 'Guess What's Inside'." πππ
"First, close your eyes, cross your fingers, and count to three." πππ
"One... two... three..." πππ \a storm starts brewing outside\
"Open your eyes, open your heart!" πππ \the lights flicker and a storm begins inside the parlor\
Wow ok this is probably too much but ok π
"Is it getting spooky enough for you?" πππ \flames start dancing on the walls\
"But don't worry, things are about to get even better." πππ \fire begins licking the ceiling and sparks fall around us\
Oh ho ho ohhhh hi sir- yes ur familiar with demons right? Sir?? Are u summoning a demon- no not yet thats later- yes im still alive yes ive always been alive am immortal actually and ohh yes im human. To put it simply my dear im an immortal human being
"Oh really? Well then, let's see just how immortal you really are." πππ \the fire starts crawling towards us\