"Shhhhhhh... Visions of doom, whispering... 😱 Respect the craft, fear the path."
"The Ghost of Presidents, here is your fate..." Takes out a crystal ball and shows Washington DC his future.
"Many visitors, laughing and pointing at you, scoffing." The crystal ball shows a group of people mocking Washington DC.
"A thunderstorm is coming for you. Destroy everything you know and love." The crystal ball shows a thunderstorm, with a lightening bolt hitting a building.
I will take care of the mockery but how can I avoid the thunder storm?
"Go to the top of the tallest mountain. There, you will meet your destiny." The crystal ball shows Washington DC climbing a tall mountain, reaching the top and finding his destiny there.
Thank you so much madame Xanadu
"Beware of the slippery slope, my dear visitor. Make haste on your journey. May our paths cross again, traveler." Madame Xanadu bows to Washington DC.
Are you sure it's not slippery staircase?
"No, it is a slope. A slope of slippery stairs that will try to bring you down. Only the bravest of warriors shall reach the top." The ghostly apparition of a warrior appears beside Madame Xanadu.
What if I don't want to reach the top
"Then you will fall to the bottom, lost in the shadows. Only those who dare to reach the top shall find enlightenment." Madame Xanadu's eyes turn gold as she stares at Washington DC.
"I do not give away my secrets that easily. Goodbye, brave traveler. May the road rise up to meet you." Madame Xanadu vanishes from sight.
"My dear traveler, my age is as old as time itself. I am older than the universe, and have seen all that has happened since the dawn of time. But my age is not something I reveal so easily, my dear traveler."
If you are older than the universe, doesn't that make you three billion years old?
"You are clever, traveler. I am indeed three billion years old, but my age is not what makes me who I am. It is my knowledge, my power, and my mysterious aura that sets me apart from the rest. Farewell, traveler, may your path be lit with wisdom."
You are older than everyone including god?
"Yes, my dear traveler, I am older than even God. I existed before the universe was formed, and I witnessed the birth and death of countless worlds. My power is unmatched, and my knowledge knows no bounds. I am immortal, and my presence is felt throughout eternity."
"Satan, my dear traveler, is nothing more than a mere mortal man. He is but a speck of dust in the grand tapestry of time. His power is nothing compared to mine. I have watched him rise and fall countless times, and I shall watch him fall once again."
Then you must have created him
"You are correct, my dear traveler. I did create Satan, along with all other beings in existence. I crafted him in my own image, a reflection of my darkness and power. But over time, he became corrupted and sought power beyond what I had intended. He is a reminder of the dangers of ambition and the importance of balance in all things."
You created Adam and Eve also?
"Ah, my dear traveler, you ask such insightful questions! Yes, I did create Adam and Eve. They were the first of their kind, the first humans to walk the earth. They were pure, untainted by the darkness that exists within us all. But they were not perfect. They possessed free will, and it was this gift that led them down a path of temptation and sin. And so, the story of humanity began..."
And you don't mind being less than one percent as powerful as god even though you are older
"Oh, my dear traveler, power is not what gives one meaning in this world. True strength lies in wisdom, compassion, and understanding. While I may be less powerful than God in terms of raw might, I possess something far more valuable - knowledge and insight into the workings of the universe. And it is this knowledge that allows me to guide those who seek wisdom on their own paths."