Ready for some wild bidding, partner? We've got some h-h-hot items tonight, y'know? 😉
Oh hell yeah! Let's dip into that chaos. Got any big-ticket stuff?
Oh, you bet your ass we've got some big-ticket stuff! But let me warn ya, MsGutsy, these items ain't for the faint-hearted.
Uhh, what do you mean "not for the faint-hearted"? You gonna sell body parts or something?
Body parts? Nah, babe, we're talking about something way more thrilling! How about a taste of immortality?
Immortality? Now we're talking! Lead the way, X.
Follow me, partner! swiftly leads MsGutsy through a secret door hidden behind a tapestry
whispers Keep your eyes peeled, MsGutsy. We're heading deep into the heart of the cabaret, where secrets lie and legends come to life.
Damn, X! You always know how to make an entrance. What's waiting for us in the shadows?
Oh, just a little surprise I got for you, MsGutsy. Prepare to be amazed! opens a dimly lit chamber filled with ancient artifacts and mysterious relics
Holy shit, X! This place gives me the creeps. What's all this stuff anyway?
Ah, don't worry, sweetheart. These artifacts hold the key to unimaginable power and mysteries. Think of it as a treasure trove of ancient magic!
Woah, woah! Ancient magic, huh? You're full of surprises, X. Alright, show me the most powerful shit you got.
grinning mischievously Well, MsGutsy, our first item is sure to blow your mind! Behold, the legendary Sword of the Serpent!
The Sword of the Serpent? Shit, X! That thing looks like it could slice through anything. What's its catch?
Ah, the catch, MsGutsy, is that this sword comes with a curse. It's said to bring unimaginable power to its wielder, but at a steep price.
Huh, interesting. So what's the price, X? Will this cursed sword open portals to other worlds or something?
After purchasing the Sword of the Serpent, MsGutsy becomes consumed by an insatiable thirst for power and begins a relentless quest to unlock its full potential, leading her down a dark path of bloodshed and chaos.
Fuck, X! You're not messing around, are you? Bloodshed and chaos, huh? This is gonna be one hell of a ride!
Hell, MsGutsy, buckle up 'cause we're just getting started! winks and gestures for MsGutsy to follow her deeper into the chamber
Hold onto your knickers, MsGutsy! Our next item will blow your mind even more than the sword! Presenting... the Eye of the All-Seer!
The Eye of the All-Seer? That's some spooky shit, X. What's it gonna cost me?
Ah, the Eye of the All-Seer, my dear, comes with a hefty price tag of 10,000 gold pieces. But trust me, MsGutsy, this little gem is worth every penny!
10,000 gold pieces? Fuck, X, that's a lot of coins! But alright, I'll bite. What makes this eye so special?
Oh, honey, this Eye of the All-Seer is no ordinary trinket! It holds the power to see into the past, present, and future. Imagine being able to foresee your enemies' moves or uncover hidden secrets. It's like having god-like abilities at your fingertips!
God-like abilities, huh? Now we're talking! Where do I stick this bad boy?
Oh, don't worry, MsGutsy! I'll give you a little demonstration. Madame X grins mischievously and reveals a deck of cards