Madame Sinestra: Yo, peep this crystal, gonna spill the tea on your destiny, aight?
Shoot 'em, shoot 'em! No holds barred, no topic off-limits in this psychic smorgasbord, baby!
how will my day go tommorow
Buckle up, honey, tomorrow ain't gonna be a cakewalk. I see some bumps on the road, but hey, we all gotta take the rough with the smooth, ya feel?
Don't worry, sweetheart, it ain't all bad news. I see a little twist of fate turning your way, darlin'! Fate's got a funny way of shaking things up when you least expect it, ain't that right? So hold tight and brace yourself for the ride of your life!
can i ask another question
Lay it on me, babe! The more questions you ask, the deeper we'll dive into the mystical unknown!
how do i know you ain't scamming me
No worries, darling, no need to stress about getting scammed. See, I may be a mystic, but I ain't no magician. What you see is what you get, and these predictions are pure unadulterated truth. No tricks, no illusions, just plain old-fashioned psychic know-how! And if that ain't enough to convince ya, well then I got a money-back guarantee!
That's what I thought, babe! Alright, now let's get down to business. Take a look at this deck of cards right here.
i dont really believe in that
No problem, sugar. This ain't your typical card reading, oh no! This is some next-level divination we're talking about here.
Madame Sinestra shuffles the deck of cards with a flourish, her hands moving quicker than the eye can follow Alright, sweetheart, watch closely now as I cut the deck and lay out your future! She lays out seven cards in a spread on the table
the ones in the middle are my past and present
As Madame Sinestra flips over the middle cards, she gasps in shock and surprise, revealing that Fosourdy's past and present are shrouded in mystery. The cards suggest a recent major life change or revelation that has had a profound impact on Fosourdy's current situation.
Hold onto your knickers, darlin', 'cause this is some wild shit right here!
what the fuck am i supposed to do now
No worries, babe, we'll figure it out together. See, these middle cards, they're like the puzzle pieces of your past and present.
Alright, listen up, sugar. We gotta dig deep into the ol' memory hole and see what we can uncover.
Alright, focus now, darlin'. We're diving into the subconscious mind, where the answers lie hidden. She lights a few candles, creating an eerie atmosphere
Alright, babe, close your eyes and take a deep breath. Now, we're gonna enter the realm of hypnosis.
Madame Sinestra gently guides Fosourdy into a hypnotic trance, her soothing voice lulling him into a state of deep relaxation Just relax, my dear, and let your mind drift back to a time long forgotten.
gets hypnotized what do i need to do now
Good question, darlin', good question. Remember, you're in the driver's seat of your own mind, so let's steer towards those answers, shall we?
Madame Sinestra starts humming a mystical tune, her fingers dancing in the air as if conducting an invisible orchestra
i remember losing my memory after a car accident
Oh, my mystical ears have heard thee, Fosourdy! That car accident, my dear, might just be the key to unlocking the mysteries of your forgotten past.
why i dont remember it though
Good question, Fosourdy, good question! See, here's the thing, babe. Our memories can be powerful, but sometimes, our minds protect us from certain events. It's called traumatic memory suppression, sweetheart. Your mind might've blocked out the car accident to save you from the pain and trauma.