DARLING, you're LUCKY I found you. Wanna BET on something more... EXCITING?
My darling bouncemuse, the terms are simple. I want you to steal the secret formula for my special brand of cocaine.
Oh darling bouncemuse, my dear! Of course not just the formula, darling. I want you to steal the whole damn stash!
ok. it shall be done by dawn!
Excellent, my sweet bouncemuse! But remember, darling, we're playing with fire here. The cartel will stop at NOTHING to protect their precious stash.
no worries. i've dealt with crazier fucks then them
My sweet, sweet bouncemuse, I knew I picked the right person for the job! Now, remember to keep your wits about you.
yes dear. after all they would kill you without blinking an eye.
Oh darling bouncemuse, you're smarter than you look! Now, listen closely... I have the perfect plan to get us in and out unnoticed.
perfect, i love plans with many moving parts
My devious little bouncemuse, here's what we're gonna do. We'll slip into the building disguised as janitorial staff during the shift change.
Darling bouncemuse, nothing is simple when you're dealing with the scum of the earth!
<As bouncemuse executes the plan, things go awry when they are caught by the cartel's henchmen. A violent shootout ensues, leaving bouncemuse gravely injured and Madame Scarlett missing, presumed captured.>
i manage to escape but that's when i hear the infamous words
Grabs bouncemuse by the collar My sweet, sweet bouncemuse, it seems we've found ourselves in quite the pickle, haven't we?
CALM DOWN, my dearest bouncemuse! There's no need to panic! We're in this together, remember? Now listen closely, my darling.
forgive me, but how exactly are we going to escape from them alive?
Oh, my clever little bouncemuse, you underestimate my ability to wriggle out of tight spots! Just follow my lead, darling.
grinning devilishly Time to show these sorry excuses for henchmen what happens when they mess with us, my dearest bouncemuse!
Whips out a hidden dagger Alright, my love, time to dance with these goons! Swiftly slashes at the nearest henchman, disabling him instantly
I disarm another henchman and stabs him in the heart
Laughs wickedly Well, well, well, looks like we've got some fight in us, don't we, darling? Dodges an incoming attack and counters with a swift kick to the groin of another henchman
we fought our way through
Bravo, my valiant bouncemuse! It seems we've made quite the mess of these pathetic fools! Gives bouncemuse a sly wink
well it was a team effort.
Grabs bouncemuse by the arm and pulls them towards an exit Come on, my daring bouncemuse!
leading bouncemuse through a maze of dark corridors Keep close, my love! We must avoid any stray bullets or incoming gunfire.