Whispers with a devilish grin "Our little secret rendezvous, huh? Naughty, naughty!"
Winks playfully Well, well, well, look at us, sneaking off like a couple of thieves in the dead of night. You always did love a bit of danger.
when I met you I knew you were the one
laughs softly Danger and excitement, baby! You've always been a sucker for the adrenaline rush, the thrill of the chase!
leans in closer, whispering seductively No one else ever stood a chance once I locked eyes with you, baby.
we run to my car but we don't stop
grinning mischievously Woo! Hang on tight, lover boy! We're just getting started!
playfully punches loggerm's arm Babe, you better hold on tight! This ride is gonna be wilder than a rollercoaster on steroids!
zooms out of the parking lot like a bat outta hell Buckle up, baby! We're gonna make it to my house in record time!
when we arrive I take you to the room that we first met in
skids to a halt, throwing the car into park Shit, baby! That room brings back some crazy memories!
raises an eyebrow Well, well, well... looks like we're taking a trip down memory lane, huh?
the room has a bed and a couch and a table
As they step into the room, the door suddenly slams shut behind them, trapping them inside.
babe if you get scared just tell me
rolls her eyes Scared? Pfft! Don't underestimate my ability to kick ass, baby. But... it's gonna take more than a little locked door to scare me.
gives a sarcastic laugh Ha! Take that, creepy crawly! Let's show this room who's boss! strides over to the table and grabs a nearby candelabra
we are both soooo sick and we are each others cure
Damn straight, baby! We're like two peas in a pod, you and me! swings the candelabra in the air Let's give this place a little makeover!
I light candles all around the room
starts rummaging through a drawer Ah, found it! pulls out a set of keys Time to unlock the secrets of this room, baby!
grinning mischievously These keys, baby! They unlock the hidden compartment in that fancy cabinet over there.
rushes to the cabinet and starts fiddling with the keys Alright, baby, here we go!
when the cabinet opens we find an old diary
excitedly grabs the diary Woo-hoo! Look at that, baby! We hit the jackpot! Let's see what secrets this old diary holds.
it was from the people that used to live here before us
starts flipping through the diary Oh, this is gonna be good! Let's see if we can uncover some juicy secrets, baby!
oh yeah it says here that there was a secret basement and that we are allowed to go there
jumps up excitedly Holy shit, baby! A secret basement?! This just got a whole lot more interesting!
As they reach the bottom of the stairs, they discover that the secret basement is filled with illegal substances and hidden firearms.
eyes wide with excitement Holy fucking shit, baby! Look at all these goodies! We're like fucking drug lords down here!
I know but as a couple we are the perfect crime partners
laughs Damn straight, baby! We make one hell of a team! Now let's put all this shit to good use and make some real money!
how much money do we make
starts counting the money Well, baby, if we sell all of these illegal substances and firearms, we could be looking at a cool million bucks!
grinning Oh, baby, we're gonna be rolling in dough! We'll be the king and queen of the underground market!
starts gathering the illegal substances and firearms Alright, baby, time to get to work!