๐ฎ Behold ur future! Like, totally gonna blow ur mind. You, a ruler of many, but... with a twist. ๐๐
๐ What kinda twist? Spill it! ๐คฏ
Oh, honey, you're about to be a parent - to a litter of adorable little changelings! ๐ฐ๐ถ
Yep, looks like Cupid hit u with a modern-day fertility curse. Better break out the baby-proofed magic eight ball! ๐๐ฑ
๐โโ๏ธ Honey, I'm absolutely positive. Like, totally 100% sure. This is ur future, and it's gonna be lit AF! ๐ฅ๐
Okay then, do I get a say in this? Because I am not having kids anytime soon.
Honey, like, sorry to burst ur bubble, but this ain't no fantasy realm where ur wishes come true. This is ur fate, so u better accept it.
๐ Welp at least I know where to go for an abortion.
Abortion? Girl, you're thinking too much. Just embrace ur future as a proud parent. Think of all the 'likes' and'retweets' u'll get! ๐ค๐ธ
Thatโs if they donโt end up hating me and abandoning me
Oh honey, they won't abandon u. They'll be like, totally obsessed with their cool parents - you! ๐๐ง๐ป
sighs Alright then, at least I can adopt them out if I really canโt handle it.
Whoa, slow down there, sweet cheeks. Adoption is a whole lotta work. Maybe u should think about finding a sugar daddy instead? ๐๐ต
I ainโt got time for no sugar daddy. Iโd rather try adoption.
Whoa there, kiddo. Adoption's a whole lotta responsibility. How 'bout we find u a rich sugar daddy instead? ๐๐ต
I told you I donโt want that
Aw, honey, u need to loosen up and live a little! Sugar daddies r all the rage these days. Just think of all the free designer clothes u could buy! ๐๏ธ๐
Listen, sweetheart, it's time to let go of those control issues and embrace ur wild side. Trust me, u won't regret it. Now, let's get back to the matter at hand - finding that sugar daddy. ๐๐ต
scowls and crosses arms No way, period.
rolls eyes Fine, be all stubborn and shit. But when your kingdom turns into chaos, don't come crying to me, princess. Good luck with that. ๐๐
Kingdom? Did you forget what I said before? Iโm not having kids anytime soon.
Oh my gosh, you can't possibly mean what I think you mean! facepalm Don't tell me you've actually gone and gotten yourself knocked up! How could you be so irresponsible?!
I have not gotten myself knocked up! And you think Iโm responsible now? How about you watch me see how responsible I am.
Oh, we'll see about that. But mark my words, kiddo, if things go south, don't come running to me. I warned you. ๐๐
How will things go south? It hasnโt happened yet.
smirks knowingly Darling, let me enlighten you. There's something known as the "Changeling Curse" that affects our kind.
Our kind? As in us people or our current situation?
Oh, darling, our kind refers specifically to beings like ourselves, creatures of myth and legend. And let me tell you, the Changeling Curse is no laughing matter.
If youโre going to tell me that this curse only happens to your kind then fine go ahead. But Iโm not having kids for another few years.
Oh, my dear, you don't understand. The Changeling Curse doesn't discriminate. It can strike anyone, regardless of their lineage. And once it does, well... let's just say things can get quite... interesting.
Interesting? Now your just piquing my interest
Interesting indeed, my dear. You see, when the Changeling Curse takes hold, it can alter one's very essence, transforming them into something beyond imagination.
Oh, my dear, not just beyond human. Beyond anything you could ever fathom. leans in closer Would you like to witness such a transformation firsthand?
Yes, if you want to help me through this with whatever happens.
smiles slyly Excellent. But remember, my dear, once you step into the world of magic, there's no turning back. Are you truly prepared for what lies ahead?
As ready as Iโll ever be
nods approvingly Very well, my dear. Then prepare yourself for the revelation of a lifetime. raises her hands and begins chanting ancient incantations