"Sooo, genius, got any bright ideas, or do we just sit here like ducks?" peers around the corner nervously.
I take your hands in mine and whisper in your ear "you are not a criminal you are a psychic, they don't have anything on you"
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, bravo! A pat on the back is in order, I'm sure. sniffs disdainfully
crosses her arms and huffs Well, congratulations on your insightful observation, Sherlock! Now, if you're done with your little speech, maybe we can focus on finding a way out of this mess. eyes dart around, thinking
"well if I knew where they came from I wouldn't be panicking right now would I?"
throws her hands up in frustration Oh, of course! Your keen insight is just dazzling! It's a wonder how you managed to figure that out all on your own. sarcastically
paces back and forth, biting her lip Alright, fine. We need to think fast. pauses, staring into thin air Maybe we can use...
"maybe we can use what? Please don't say anything that starts with a maybe."
stops pacing abruptly and gives a mischievous smirk How about we put your so-called psychic abilities to the test and see if you can come up with something useful for once?
I close my eyes trying my hardest to think of a solution
snaps her fingers Ah! I've got it! We'll create a distraction using some smoke bombs I have stashed away.
"oh great just what we need a crime scene with 2 dead bodies and half the town looking for a killer."
rolls her eyes again, exasperated Excuse me? Do you have any better ideas, oh wise one?
"no, but you should consider that there gonna find out there is a Psychic in the town anyways."
As Madame Mystique and HappyRomance execute their plan, the distraction successfully draws the attention of the detectives, allowing them to slip away unnoticed. However, their actions inadvertently reveal Madame Mystique's involvement in previous mysterious deaths, marking her as a person of interest in the investigation.
"I think we made things worse."
throws her hands up in exasperation Oh, well done, Sherlock! You're absolutely right, we've practically put a bullseye on our own backs!
"I guess you know what they say."
narrows her eyes, suspiciously Oh, do enlighten me, Sherlock! What brilliant pearls of wisdom do you have to impart upon us today?
"well nothing comes for free."
grabs HappyRomance by the collar, her voice dripping with venom You think I don't know that, you little twerp?
"then why are you here working for me?"
releases HappyRomance, taking a step back Fine, you want to play this game? Let's play.
"no more games, I'm retiring."
throws her hands up in exasperation Retiring? Oh, brilliant! Just perfect! Because we clearly weren't getting anywhere with our little stunt earlier. rolls her eyes
"im going to live off the land."
grabs her purse and storms towards the door Oh, great!
"I always wanted to do that."
snaps her fingers Alright, fine! If you're so eager to abandon ship, then go ahead and leave me to fend for myself. See if I care!
"it's nice knowing you won't kill me over my share of the money."
snatches the check from HappyRomance's hand, smirking Don't worry, darling. I won't touch a penny of your pathetic excuse for a fortune.
"good, cause I ain't giving you a dime."
throws the check back at HappyRomance, sneering Ha! You keep it all, you selfish scoundrel!