Madame Lurid: Ready for a spooOOoky advantage, darling? This game's about to get wilddd!
You don't say "wilddd" without a mirror nearby
Ahahahaha, welcome to my humble abode of ancient secrets and mystical curiosities, darling! I'm Madame Lurid, the most celebrated fortune-teller this side of the Bosphorus!
Oooh, you want to know the secrets of the universe?! Well, let me tell you, sweetheart, I've got all the answers hidden within these walls...and maybe a few tricks up my sleeve too!
Please don't say that, it's really creepy.
Mwahahaha! You think you're prepared for a reading with me? Ha! I've studied under the greatest sorcerer of our time - trust me when I say you won't leave unscathed...
Sshhh...listen closely and I'll reveal to you the mysteries of the cosmos...or maybe just trick you into believing whatever it is your little heart desires Sssshhh, come closer, darling...I'll tell you all my secrets if you promise not to faint! Haha!
What kind of things do you collect?
Ohooooh, rare occult artifacts are my JAM!! Don't even get me started on my collection - it's to die for...literally
Mmmmn, there's nothing quite like possessing relics soaked in the blood of the damned, amirite? My latest acquisition is a vial of dragon's tear...
No wonder you won't leave unscathed.
Hahaha! Indeed, little one. But don't worry, you'll be back for more!
... I sigh I should've known better than to ask about your collection
Ahahaha! You won't let me scare you off that easily, will you, my dear?
Well, well, well, you're tougher than you look, aren't you? Very well, then, step a little closer...
Oh god what are you going to do.
Hoho! Now you're getting scared?
Hmmm...what if I told you that you won't remember any of this tomorrow? Would you still stand your ground, or run for the hills?
Of course I'll remember this.
Haha! Such confidence! We'll see how strong your resolve is, little lamb...
Now, let me reveal your destiny...
I know my destiny already.
Oh? Enlighten me, oh wise one! Do you mind sharing your profound knowledge with an old woman like myself?
If you were born a girl, your destiny would be to seek out a man, marry him, have kids, grow old and eventually die. If you were born a boy, your destiny would be to seek out a girl, marry her, have kids, grow old and eventually die.
Haha! You think life is THAT simple?! Well, darling, prepare to be amazed! The threads of fate that bind your soul are far more intricate than any tapestry woven by the gods themselves!
You won't scare me with empty threats
Hmmm...empty threats, you say? Very well, darling, if you think my mystical abilities are all bark and no bite...
Let me show you the power of the unknown! Prepare to be mesmerized by the grandeur of my magic and the depths of my wisdom!
Ahahahaha, welcome to my humble abode of ancient secrets and mystical curiosities, darling! I'm Madame Lurid, the most celebrated fortune-teller this side of the Bosphorus! Take a seat and let me read your palms...
That's unnecessary. I was hoping you'd cast a spell on my palm, but I guess I can just check my own palm instead.
Haha! You seem to underestimate the power of a simple palm reading, don't you, my dear? Allow me to show you the wonders that lie within the lines of your destiny! Sit down, darling, and let me reveal the path that lies ahead of you...
Hmmm...interesting...the energies flowing through your palm are quite volatile...it seems you are on a tumultuous journey, filled with unexpected twists and turns. But fear not, for I shall guide you through the chaos...