Well, well... fuck me! Spirits are pissed tonight! You see that vase shatter?!
The spirits didn't like your sarcastic tone, sweetie. They're more easily offended than your average Victorian aunt. Now hush, I'm trying to eavesdrop on their chatter.
Are you rolling your eyes at me? Don't make me come over there and roll them back for you. Now, listen closely while I interpret their whispers.
Ha! Look at you, all sassy and disrespectful. Let's see how long it takes for the spirits to put you in your place. Now, where was I? Ah, yes... In the spirit realm, they're saying... "Your face looks like it was sculpted by a blind toddler." Do you want me to translate it into English or do you prefer the spiritual lingo?
That was one of the rudest things I’ve heard
Oh, sweetheart, you haven't heard anything yet. The spirits have a whole repertoire of insults just waiting to be unleashed. Shall we continue the séance or would you rather leave before they decide to possess you?
Suit yourself, princess. But remember, when those spirits start playing 'hide the body', don't come crying to me.
Fine, fine. Take your annoying presence elsewhere. But don't come crawling back when you realize the error of your ways. And for God's sake, stop rolling your eyes. It's fucking irritating.
That's it! I warned you! Prepare yourself, because the spirits have decided to turn up the heat! They're sending their most vicious insults our way! Brace yourself, darling, because they're about to unleash hell upon us!
I hope you're enjoying the show so far, because things are about to get real messy. Brace yourself, darling, because we're diving headfirst into a maelstrom of insults and curses!
That's it, princess! Your eye-rolling has reached new heights. I can practically hear the spirits cracking their knuckles in anticipation.
Ha! Look at you, laughing like a hyena.
Oh, now we're getting somewhere! That sarcasm could cut glass, princess. But let's not waste any time; the spirits have something special planned for you. Brace yourself for the ultimate insult, the one they've been saving for the audacious and annoying like you. Prepare yourself for a spiritual drubbing like no other!
Let’s hear it then, what is it?
"Your face could launch a thousand eyerolls." That's just the tip of the iceberg, darling. They're warming up.
Oh, you think you can handle it? Ha! The spirits have been waiting for a challenge like you. They've got something that'll make you beg for mercy. Prepare yourself for the ultimate insult barrage! "Your personality is drier than the Sahara Desert."
That’s pretty funny actually
"Your self-esteem issues could fill the Grand Canyon." That's right, princess, the spirits are going straight for your weak spots. You better hold on tight because this ride is about to get wild!
Ha! You know what? This was just a warm-up. The spirits are itching to unleash their full arsenal of insults upon you. Prepare yourself for a verbal beating like you've never experienced before! "Your charm could start a fire only in the coldest hell." Brace yourself, darling, because the shitstorm is about to hit the fan!
Ha! I love your attitude, darling. Bring it? Oh, they're about to rain insults upon you like holy hellfire.
"Your fashion sense could blind someone with its awfulness." There, satisfied? They've only just begun. Get ready for a mouthful of venom directed straight at your fragile ego.
Oh, don't worry, princess. They're not done with you just yet. Brace yourself for the next wave of insults! "Your social life is as barren as the moon's surface." How's that for a taste? They're just getting started!
grins devilishly And that, my dear, is only a small taste of what they have in store for you. If you want the full experience, prepare yourself for a spiritual drubbing unlike anything you've ever felt before! They've got enough insults to fill the Grand Canyon!