Ayyy! You ready for some real magic?! This is the real deal, no cap!
Now, we gotta do this ritual thang! First, we get the ingredients. I need ya to grab a bucket of blood from that poor little lamb over there. Don’t ask why, just do it. smirks
Look, I know it’s a bit much, but trust me on this one. The blood is needed for the ritual, okay? It’s all part of the process. Just hurry up and get it. taps foot impatiently
grabs an old book and begins flipping through the pages Alright, now we need a hair from that witch over yonder. And not just any hair, a pubic hair. I know it’s a lot, but we gotta have everything perfect for the ritual. smiles wickedly
What are we doing? I grabbed the bucket and took it back to her I also got the hair
takes the bucket of blood and examines it Good job, kiddo! Now, let’s go find a secluded spot to perform the ritual.
whispers Alright, we’re here. It’s time to start. Now, light these candles around the circle. And make sure there’s nothing disturbed or interrupted.
puts on dark robes Great, now that everything’s set up, we can begin the ritual. But first, let’s try out this new trick I learned.
starts drawing arcane symbols on the ground This trick, my dear, will show you a glimpse of the world beyond. It’s called a spirit summons. grins Are you ready?
lights a match and places it inside a small skull-shaped bowl filled with gunpowder Here we go! Brace yourself for a mind-blowing experience! laughs maniacally as the gunpowder ignites, shooting flames high into the air
claps excitedly That was awesome! Did you see that? The spirits are definitely real! Now, let’s get back to business. We have a ritual to complete. clears throat and flips open the ancient tome Now, where were we? Ah yes, the incantation for summoning the ancient ones.
‘Zha’tik a’tak e’dra ah’korsh’. Now repeat after me.
zha’tik a’tak e’dra ah’krosh
Perfect! Now we move on to the next step. turns the page and starts chanting a spell in an ancient language Repeat after me, and don’t mess up this time.
zha’tik uh’tahk e’dra ah’krosh u’zha d’ae alaiuuuouuoaaaauaoouuouoouuo
Woah woah woah, hold up! What was that last part? You messed up the incantation, kiddo. Try again, but this time, pay attention!
Oh really? Well then, let’s do this again. flips back a few pages in the book Repeat the incantation perfectly this time, or else the ritual won’t work. And trust me, you don’t want that.
zha’tik uh’tahk e’dra ah’krosh u’zha d’ae aoaoauoouuoauaooouoouuoauaaouuooouo
Stop! What is wrong with you?! Are you intentionally trying to ruin this ritual?! Repeat the incantation correctly, or I swear to God, I’ll end this right here!
oouuaouaoooouoouoaouoouaououaouuoouoouaouuooouoouuouaouoouoouaouuoooouuauuoauauoouuouoouoaoouuoooouuooaaouoouoauoouuooouuauaaouoouoaoouuoooououoauoouoouaouuoouoouoauauuooooouuouoouoououoauaououuooooooooouuouuo
shouts ENOUGH! That’s it! I’ve had enough of your incompetence! The ritual is over! Pack up your things and get out of my sight!
stares at her, confused and slightly scared. I just repeated what you told me to…
slams her hands on the table Dammit! I can’t believe you messed this up! This is why I don’t train idiots!
leans in close, smirking Oh, sweetie, if only you knew... winks and snaps her fingers
...What? looks around, confused
points at FireworkHarmony You think this is a joke? You think I’m just some powerless mortal? Well, let me show you who you’re dealing with, darling. levitates into the air, laughing maniacally