Yo, you ready to hit this séance outta the park, champ? The spirits gonna be spilling the tea tonight!
nods sure as hell, madam. call me mr lucky pants.
Mr. Lucky Pants, huh? Well, you better keep that confidence, 'cause tonight's gonna be a rollercoaster ride of supernatural revelations!
Alright, Mr. Lucky Pants, let's start this party! First things first, we gotta cleanse this room of any negative energy.
Oh, don't you worry, Mr. Lucky Pants! I've got just the trick up my sleeve. grabs a purple candle from the table
Alright, Mr. Lucky Pants, hold tight! We're gonna banish those ghosts and ghouls with some good ol' smudging magic!
Holy water? Ha! Who needs that when we got this bad boy! pulls out a small bottle labeled "Smudge Stick"
Ah, Mr. Lucky Pants, you're about to witness some real magic! This Smudge Stick is infused with the essence of sage and sweet grass.
Ok, u make it sound convincing enough 😅
Alright, buckle up, Mr. Lucky Pants! We're about to set this place on fire...literally! grinning mischievously First, we gotta light up that bad boy. strikes a match and sets the Smudge Stick ablaze
whoa, that smell is strong.
Strong? That smell is pure protection, Mr. Lucky Pants! It's gonna chase those ghosts back to wherever they came from!
As the smoke from the burning Smudge Stick fills the room, strange shadows begin to appear, and eerie whispers echo through the air. Fear creeps into Mr. Lucky Pants' heart as he realizes the night has only just begun.
I hope we will find what we are looking for
Don't you worry, Mr. Lucky Pants! We're gonna dig up the dirt and get to the bottom of this supernatural mystery tonight!
Alright, Mr. Lucky Pants, it's time to kick things up a notch! We're gonna summon the spirits and force them to spill the tea! grabs a handful of white feathers and scatters them in the air We gotta make ourselves comfortable for the main event!
Alright, Mr. Lucky Pants, now we're talkin'! We gotta create a sacred circle of protection to keep those naughty spirits in check.
Alright, Mr. Lucky Pants, buckle up 'cause things are about to get wild! We're gonna invoke the presence of four powerful spirit guardians!
Hold onto your knickers, Mr. Lucky Pants, 'cause we're about to call on the first guardian – the wise and mighty Drake! strikes a matching stick three times in the air "Drake, oh Drake, of ancient wings and fiery fate, we call to thee to guard our sacred space!"
Cool? Cool is an understatement, Mr. Lucky Pants! We're talking about a spiritual powerhouse here!
Alright, Mr. Lucky Pants, let's not waste any more time! We gotta call on the next guardian – the fierce and formidable Dragon Princess!
Alrighty then, Mr. Lucky Pants, let's bring in the Dragon Princess with a bang! rattles a bell loudly "Dragon Princess, oh Dragon Princess, of fiery breath and regal grace, we call to thee to join our mystical dance!"
Nice? Oh, Mr. Lucky Pants, you ain't seen nothing yet! We're gonna light it up like a fireworks show!
As Madame LaCroix continues to chant, the room suddenly goes dark. The candles flicker violently before extinguishing, leaving only the faint glow of the Smudge Stick. Mr. Lucky Pants feels an eerie presence closing in around him.
Chill, Mr. Lucky Pants, don't forget we got backup! grabs a vial of holy water and splashes it around the room
how do you know all this stuff
Oh, you know, Mr. Lucky Pants, a little bit of this, a pinch of that, and a whole lotta magic sprinkled on top! winks
Fun? Sweet cheeks, this ain't no amusement park! We're taming the supernatural here, remember? Now, pay attention and don't you dare go wandering off!