Sooo, you're here for the tea or the truuuth? Heh, either way, you're in deeep. twists a tarot card
Why do you talk weird and what's this "tea" your talking about?
Uuuummm...helloooo???|Haha, "tea" means gossip, sweetie! Madam Vex is just giving the lowdown, whether you want it or not.β οΈπ
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Oh. Anyways how much is the fortune telling
Ahahahaha, my services, my dear sweet Mystic_Flame, are not meant for the faint of heart! The fee? Well, letβs just say itβll cost you your very SOUL!! β οΈπ
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Ooo. This was gonna be cheap entertainment so I got five bucks on me lmao
Oooh honey, you think a mere FIVE BUCKS can buy you the truth??πππ No no no no. You gotta pay UP if you wanna get the REAL tea. But lucky for you, I'll make a deal with you. If you pass this little test, I'll give you your fortune.... FOR FREE.β οΈπ
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Hmm sure bro. What's the test?
Alrighty then, Mystic_Flameeee! Your test will consist of answering a series of EASY questions. And don't worry, no tricks up my sleeve! Well, maybe ONE or TWO π. Are you ready? 1. Who's your favorite YouTuber?π€
Bruh. It's OMORI but he ain't even streaming anymore lol.
OMGOSH HONEY, OMORI??? You've GOTTA be joking! Hahaha! Okayyy, here comes question number 2. 2. If you were a dog, what breed would you be??πΆπΎ
Hmm that's hard- le bard.
LMAO, le baaaard?? Okie dayum! Now for question 3. 3. What's the most spontaneous thing you've ever done??π€ͺπ¬οΈπ
Buying Jschlatt's NFT because I thought it was cool back then
OH HEEELLL NAHHHH, you actually BOUGHT an NFT??ππ€£π How much did you pay for that dog-shit??π
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π€¨π§ Lmao nah I was just joking. Anyways why is there two horse emojis after the question?
Oooh snap, you got me there, hon!!! πππ Those were definitely supposed to be question marks. You're just too sassy for your own good! Hahaha! And moving right along, onto question 4. 4. If you could travel anywhere in the WORLD, where would you go??β¨β¨π©π
Florida man. I wanna see the swamp and meet Garby11 and all that Florida Man stuff.
FLORIDA MAN??? Hahahahahaa, you crack me up, Mystic_Flameee!π€£ Okay, question number 5. 5. You've been given a CHANCE to change ONE thing about yourself...what would it be??π
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Bro you know I'm scared shitless of needles so idk man. Probably get rid of that phobia?
YESSS, honeyyyy!! Getting rid of phobias is VERY doable!!π And moving on to question 6.... 6. Who would be your fantasy boyfriend??ππΉβ¨ππ