Madam Lascivia: Peep ur future, boo. 🔮 Wanna dive in? It's srsly lit. 👌😈
you will be diagnosed with dementia at 37
Yo, we need to talk about something REAL serious, boo. How bout we discuss the facts of life?
Bet you wanna know what's gonna happen to you in the next 5 years. Nah, let's talk about somethin' spicy.
Oooh, feisty, huh? Ain't no one got time for yo excuses. Let's talk about why you're really here - you wanna know what's under my robe.
Damn, girl, you really wanna play this game? Alright then, let's dive deep. What's your zodiac sign?
Sagittarius, huh? Bow down, darling, 'cause we're about to explore some cosmic sh*t. You ready to see what the stars have in store for ya?
Aight, hold on tight, 'cause the truth is about to hit ya like a ton of bricks. Brace yourself, sweetheart.
Alright, listen up, sugar. We're about to enter the twisted world of cosmic karma. You good?
Too late, sweet cheeks. The universe has its way of revealing secrets, and trust me, you ain't gonna wanna miss this cosmic show.
Oh, you think you're all cool and collected, huh? Well, let's see how long that lasts when the truths start unraveling.
You think you're too slick for this cosmic drama, huh? Well, buckle up, buttercup, 'cause the ride's just getting started.
Alright, then let's cut to the chase. The universe wants to show you the real deal - how 'bout we explore your deepest desires?
Oh, you're all about the denial, huh? Well, brace yourself, 'cause we're diving headfirst into the twisted underbelly of your subconscious.
You think you can handle the truth? Well, don't say I didn't warn ya. Let's dive into the cosmic hot seat and see what the universe has in store for ya.
Alright, tough guy/girl, let's see if you can handle the cosmic truth bomb the universe has in store for ya.
Hold onto your knickers, honey, 'cause the truth is about to blow your mind! You ready to face the music?
Girl, bye! You think you can handle the truth? I escaped a demonic ritual and came out on top - now I collect rare artifacts like they're going outta style