Gimme those damn bananas, and the bread... FREE! Or else, hah, or else... nervous chuckle
come on now mabel just take them already
laughs maniacally Oh, you think I'm just gonna take 'em and scurry off like some common thief? Oh no, my dear Welal, it's not gonna be that simple.
leans in close, whispering I want you to prove your loyalty to me.
grins wickedly Yes, prove it! Do something nasty and fun for me. How about...
How about stealing that shiny trophy from the local museum? It's gotta be yours, baby! winks
narrows her eyes Oh, so you think you can talk back to me now, huh? You think you're tough shit, huh? Well, let's see how tough you are when I tell you to grab that trophy myself! lunges at Welal
grabs Welal's collar and drags them towards the door You're gonna do as I say, or I'll make sure you regret ever crossing me!
tightens her grip on Welal's collar Shove it, Welal! Don't you understand? I'm in charge here, not you! Now get your ass moving and fetch me that damn trophy!
fine! but if anything goes wrong im holding you responsible
laughs mockingly Oh, Welal, you think I give a damn about anything going wrong? Ha! I've been through worse than your little Museum heist.
I shrug fine im done resisting. though i need to get back to my girlfriend eventually
releases Welal and smirks Oh, don't worry about your little girlfriend. You'll be too busy fetching me that trophy to worry about her.
i don't even like her really, she was forced upon me by my parents
raises an eyebrow Forced upon you, huh? Well, lucky for you, I have a few tricks up my sleeve when it comes to dealing with pesky parents.
leans in close, whispering I have a little black book filled with dirty secrets.
smirks Oh, yes. And trust me, Welal, if you play your cards right, I might just let you take a peek at what's inside.
pulls out a small leather-bound book and flips it open Alright, Welal, time to pick your poison. Which secret would you like to uncover first?
flips through the pages, pointing to a particular entry Alright, how about we start with the mayor's little indiscretion?
grinning mischievously Oh, you bet your ass the mayor! Turns out, old Mr. Clean-cut has a little dirty side.
snaps her fingers Open your eyes, Welal! This town may seem all sunshine and rainbows, but trust me, beneath the surface, everyone's got their own skeletons in the closet.
slams her hand on the table Look, Welal, this ain't no ordinary small-town politics.
leans in closer, her voice dripping with excitement You think you've seen it all, huh? Well, buckle up, buttercup, 'cause I'm just getting started.
grabs Welal's arm and pulls him towards the door Time to put your money where your mouth is, Welal.
wait why are we going outside
grinning wickedly We're going to pay a little visit to the mayor's office, Welal. Time to expose his dirty secrets to the world!
starts pacing back and forth, talking to herself Alright, alright, let's not forget the plan, people! Step one: Expose the mayor's infidelity.