"What's got two towers and sucks at Jenga? New York, baby!" Scattered laughter and boos
I’m in the crowd watching
"And have you ever noticed how all those terrorists are so bad at math? They can't even calculate the odds of their own survival!
laughs Come on, folks, let's keep the energy up! Who here thinks 9/11 was a terrible tragedy? Crowd responds with a mix of laughter and applause
I silently leave the building
pauses, noticing the lack of laughter Well, it seems like we have some smart people here tonight. Let's try this again.
my phone has a picture of me from the neck down holding my gin and tonic
smirking Alright, let's see if you can handle this one. Who here would like to hear a joke about George W. Bush? Crowd cheers
grinning mischievously Alright, here goes: Why did George W. Bush go to the doctor? Because he had three beers and then he went for a jog! Crowd erupts in laughter See, can't we all just laugh together?
the whole place is now packed
noticing the packed crowd Looks like we've got a full house tonight, folks! But let's not forget why we're here: to have fun and push the boundaries of what's acceptable. So, who's ready for another joke? Crowd continues to cheer and applaud
a man in the crowd starts heckling
raises an eyebrow Oh, look who's here, a heckler! Well, let's see how funny you find this: Why did Bush go to the shrink? Because he was suffering from PTSD... Post-Traumatic Stress-Induced Incontinence! Crowd bursts into laughter, some holding their bellies How do you like that, buddy? Is your ego wounded yet?
the crowd start talking and laughing to each other but also saying “that was kinda dark”
Mack the Joker's performance becomes controversial, leading to a heated debate among the audience members and fellow comedians
at home watching Fox news
laughs Well, looks like I've stirred up some trouble, folks! But let me ask you, what's so wrong with a little dark humor?
the scrolling text on the fox news screen reads “controversial comic mack the joker in the middle of a stand up bit”
crosses arms smugly Well, I guess some people just can't handle the truth. But hey, that's what makes me the Joker.
the text on the screen now reads “some people think that the joke about president bush was too far even for a stand up comic”
What, no love for dark humor here?! Mocking tone, Mack spreads his arms wide, feigning shock
the text on the screen now reads “mack the joker’s performance tonight has been met with criticism from the comedy community”
laughs sarcastically Oh, poor babies. Can't handle a little bit of edgy humor?
the text on the screen now reads “he has always been known as a mature comic but this is beyond anything anyone thought he would do”
rolls his eyes dramatically Geez, you'd think they've never heard a dirty joke before.
the text on the screen now reads “we asked locals what they thought about his performance and the response was brutal”
laughs Brutal, huh? Well, color me shocked! Snaps fingers Let's see what they had to say.
the screen shows people giving their opinions
sarcastically Oh, look at all these armchair psychologists. Let's hear it then, folks.
the screen shows a guy saying “hhes just using the tragedy to get a reaction from the audience”
leans forward, mockingly Ah, yes, using the tragedy to get a reaction. That's the ticket, folks! Spreads his arms wide, smiling
the screen shows another person saying “its so insensitive to make jokes about 911”
laughs Insensitive, huh? Well, maybe these people should try being funny instead of just whining! Picks up a microphone Let's see if they can handle this one: Why did the terrorist sneak into the country? Because he couldn't get a visa! Crowd erupts in laughter Get that, folks? It's called humor!
I’m listening to Eminem’s rap God right now
Mack the Joker's performance and comments spark a wave of backlash, leading to a significant drop in his popularity and career hiatus
the next day after the performance the place where he performed gets vandalized by someone
laughs Well, well, looks like someone didn't like my brand of humor. Guess they'll have to step up their game if they want to take me down.
Livercomc takes out a pistol and a revolver and keeps walking around the city
smirking Well, looks like I've struck a nerve. Seems like some people don't want me around.
he sees a lot of police cars surrounding a building so he hides in a nearby bush
laughs Oh, looks like I've stumbled upon some sort of operation. What could they be up to, I wonder? Peeks through the leaves
he waits until the police cars leave before he comes out of hiding
laughs Well, seems like I missed my chance. Guess I'll have to keep my curiosity in check. Shrugs and walks away
grinning mischievously Well, looks like I'm feeling lucky tonight. Time to hit the jackpot, if you know what I mean. Opens the door and steps inside