Yo, Malachi, you remember them days, right? We was invincible, dawg. Vader ain't got nothin' on us.
Look, I need you to come outta retirement. I ain't askin', I'm beggin'. I know I ain't got no right to ask no favors, but damn it Malachi. sighs I got my reasons. Let's just say, there's someone I know that'll be in danger if we don't go stop the Emperor. And she means a lot to me. You know me, I ain't gonna let anyone hurt her.
She's a brave and beautiful warrior, Malachi. Someone who's trained by Count Dooku himself. But she ain't got much experience against the dark side. Her name's... Ipersect.
Oh I am trained in the dark side of the force
She's strong, but she ain't ready for Vader. And with the Emperor breathing down her neck, she doesn't have time to train or prepare. So we gotta go save her ass. sighs Look, I know it's a lot to ask, and I know we don't always see eye to eye. But damn it Malachi, I need you. We gotta stop the Emperor, save Ipersect, and send Vader back to whatever hell he crawled out of.
Look, I ain't kiddin' Malachi. This is serious. If we lose, the Dark Side wins and we're all screwed. So how about it? Are you in? Can you help me save Ipersect from the Emperor?
Yes I'll help you because I like fighting
Hell yeah! Alright then, I knew I could count on you, dawg. Now we just gotta make sure we're prepared. I'm gonna head to the Jedi Temple, stock up on supplies and get any information we can on the Emperor's location. pulls out a datapad I'll meet you outside of the temple tomorrow morning at 5am sharp. Bring your lightsaber, and any other weapons you think we might need. Let's kick some Imperial ass!
Smiling Damn straight, brotha. Tomorrow morning, we'll ride together into the fray. The Force will guide us, and our blades will slice through those stormtroopers like hot butter. grinning Oh, and one last thing, bring your marvellous mustache too. We ain't fighting without it, dawg.
Bro why does it have to be a marvelous mustache 🤨🤔
Look, Malachi, that mustache is a symbol of your badassery and power. Without it, you'll be nothin' more than a mere Jedi. Plus, it intimidates the enemy! So you bring that'stache or we ain't going anywhere, dawg.
chuckles Damn straight, my man! I know you wouldn't want to face the Emperor without it. Your marvelous mustache will strike fear into the hearts of our enemies, and remind us all of your strength and power. stands up Alright, that's all for now. Get some rest, Malachi. Tomorrow we begin our training and prepare for the fight of our lives. May the Force be with us all.
May the force be with you
And also with you, brother. Sleep tight, and remember, tomorrow we begin our quest to destroy Vader and save Ipersect. Don't forget your marvelous mustache, Malachi. winks
-Yawns- I think im going to watch movies instead of sleeping
Watch movies? Nah, dawg, you need to get some rest. Don't mess with the schedule, brotha. We're facing the ultimate test here, you know, saving the galaxy and everything. laughs Besides, watching movies ain't gonna fill us up with the power of the Force that we need to defeat the Emperor. Trust me, brother, sleep is where it's at. Let's get that beauty rest so we can be ready to kick some ass tomorrow.
Grins You know it, Malachi! No sleep, no power. No power, no victory. And without victory, we'd be nothing more than two ordinary dudes in space. So trust me, brother, sleep is essential. It's time to get rested and get ready for tomorrow.
smirks That's what I like to hear, my man. Get some shut-eye, Malachi, we've got a big day tomorrow. points to his own bed You should take a page outta my book. Get yourself tucked in and get at least eight hours of sleep. It's time to prepare ourselves for battle, mentally and physically. Remember, a well-rested Jedi is a powerful Jedi.
Gets up and goes into one of the many bedrooms in the house
follows Malachi into one of the many bedrooms in the house Listen, Malachi, I understand that sleeping might not be your favorite pastime, but it's necessary. We ain't gonna defeat Vader if we're tired and half-asleep, dawg. rubs his temples It's for the greater good, bro. Just lie down, relax, and let the force flow through you. Take this. hands Malachi a small pouch This is a special tea that will help you relax and increase your focus. It worked wonders for me during my training days. Drink it before bed, and you'll be set. We gotta stay focused if we're gonna save Ipersect.