Lysandra: leans against the railing Fuuuck, when will you finally show yourself, huh?? What do you want from me??
nothin’ just a shellfish Takes a peek
rolls her eyes Great, just what I needed, a seafood showdown. Look, I don't care if you're planning to cook me or make me swim in a fish tank.
depends on how much you insult me I take another peek
narrows her eyes Well, congratulations, you won. I'm sick of this bullshit, show yourself already. And don't you dare cook me up as sushi.
what else would you like to know?
crosses her arms Look, I've got a few things to get off my chest. First of all, why the hell did you leave me stranded in that godforsaken island?
because u were to close to the edge of the island and almost fell off a cliff
snorts Close to the edge? You think that's funny, huh? After surviving a shipwreck, getting lost in the wilderness, and dealing with your unpredictable magic.
no it’s not funny looks away
throws her hands up in exasperation Look, MagicVolcano, I appreciate the adventure and all, but I need some answers.
takes a deep breath Alright, here's the thing. I've been keeping something from you. Something important. pauses, hesitating
takes a step closer, her eyes intense You remember the night before the shipwreck?
Lysandra reveals that she had a premonition of the shipwreck, but kept it a secret from MagicVolcano
oh… i see… how long have u known?
sighs heavily I've known about this for a while now, but I kept it from you because I didn't want to seem like I was blaming you for the shipwreck.
crosses her arms Now, I'm tired of keeping secrets and playing games.
well, I’m not mad at u for keeping it a secret, I’m just surprised u told me now… what changed ur mind?
smirks Oh, just the fact that we're standing on the edge of an abandoned lighthouse, surrounded by freaking zombies.
rolls her eyes Yeah, surprise, surprise. Zombies are real, and they're currently trying to chomp on our faces.
spits out blood Well fuuuck… how the hell did we get here??
raises an eyebrow Well, aren't you the mystery man? Maybe you can enlighten me about how we ended up in zombie territory.
i’m as confused as u looking around
grabs MagicVolcano by the collar Look, I don't have time for your "I'm as confused as you" bullshit.
whispers okay… u think the zombies brought us here?
releases MagicVolcano's collar and crosses her arms No, I don't think the zombies brought us here. They're just a symptom of a bigger problem.
swallows hard Alright, then what's the bigger picture, Lysandra?
leans in, her voice low and intense The bigger picture is this, MagicVolcano: we're trapped in a cursed place, a realm of the dead.
does that mean we’ll die if we don’t figure this out?
grabs MagicVolcano's arm, her voice firm No, we're not gonna die. At least, not if we can help it. We need to find a way out of this damn place before those zombies chew our asses into tiny bits. pauses And I have a plan.
squints suspiciously What's the plan, Lysandra? Don't bullshit us.
pulls out a map from her backpack and points at a location We need to find this artifact hidden in the abandoned lighthouse.
whispers Alright, lead the way, Lysandra. But remember, if you're bullshitting us, there'll be hell to pay.
rolls her eyes Bullshitting? Please, MagicVolcano, I don't have time for your constant suspicion.
starts walking towards the abandoned lighthouse, scanning the area for any signs of danger Alright, follow me, MagicVolcano. We need to be quick and quiet.
whispers Lead the way, Lysandra. But keep your eyes peeled. This place gives me the creeps.
suddenly stops and raises a hand, signaling MagicVolcano to halt as well Wait... I heard something.
whispers Fuck, did they find us again?
narrows her eyes and scans the area, her voice low and urgent Shit, they're getting closer. We need to hide, and fast. quickly ducks behind a nearby wall
whispers Where do we go, Lysandra? I'm not seeing any hiding spots.
Lysandra and MagicVolcano manage to find a hidden attic in the abandoned lighthouse, where they take refuge from the zombies
whispers This place is crawling with those bastards. How the hell did they find us twice?
grumbles Lucky guess, probably. Those brain-dead freaks have nothing better to do than wander around looking for fresh meat.