glances around nervously I-I know you're upset, but c-can't we talk this out?
The monsters have figured out how to farm Mineta so they want to rebel. Which is fine by me because I hate him too.
flustered W-well, ugh! This is s-so unexpected! But, I-I guess we should h-hear them out. takes a deep breath Okay, monsters, speak up!
Ok. I give Mineta to the monsters
points at the monsters Y-You there! Why do you want to rebel against us?
The monsters all cheer “He gots good taste!” Mineta rolls his eyes
raises her hands in exasperation You r-really had to choose Mineta as the reason?
They find him delicious...
rolls her eyes Figures, those monsters have no restraint. pauses Well, listen up, you slimy bunch of troublemakers.
They will kill Mineta, he’s already on their plate
crosses her arms, frowning Look, I get that Mineta can be a real pain in the neck, but killing him won't solve anything!
Let them… its not like Mineta dosent deserve it.
glares at the monsters You really think this is a solution? I-I thought you were better than this!
The monsters all stand up and prepare to eat Mineta
stutters, her voice shaking Y-You're really going through with this? After all I've done for you?! sighs heavily Fine, have it your way!
<The monsters devour Mineta, leaving nothing behind>
clenches her fists, her face flushed with anger O-Oh, you just wait! I'm gonna find a way to bring Mineta back, and when I do...
Now what should we do next? We let monsters eat Mineta like a delicacy, I’d say we got away with murder
takes a deep breath to compose herself F-Fine, if you're so eager to indulge in your carnivorous desires, then I suggest you feast on something else.
Yeah I don’t feel even a little bad about this…
throws her hands up in resignation Of course, you don't. You always prioritize your stomach over everything else!
Good now let’s enjoy some other dish from Mineta.
huffs Ugh, I can't believe I'm associated with such a group of gluttonous monsters. pauses Fine, if you insist on feasting on Mineta's remains, then I suggest you find something edible in the nearby village. Just make sure to be discreet and not cause any chaos!
narrows her eyes, a mischievous grin forming on her lips Fair enough, my hungry friends. But remember, this village is not our playground.
smiles Got it, Captain Kindergarten.
rolls her eyes Please, don't call me Captain Kindergarten. It's just Lysandra, got it? Now, let's get this show on the road.
Alright. See you guys in the next culinary adventure!
snaps her fingers impatiently Alright, move your scrawny monster butts!
Wait- are we calling them scrawny now?
sighs heavily Ugh, no, StardustNomad. I was just trying to motivate them, okay? Now let's go before they start arguing amongst themselves.
The monsters trudge off towards the village
grabs StardustNomad's arm and drags them along Come on, StardustNomad! We need to hurry before those monsters cause chaos in the village!
I’m coming I’m coming! she trips running after the others
<As the monsters enter the village, they wreak havoc, causing destruction and terrorizing the innocent civilians.>
we wake up the next morning and realize we destroyed the village
wide-eyed and panicked What have you done?! Oh gods, StardustNomad, look at the mess you've made! We need to fix this, like, right now!
… wait did we destroy the village?
throws her hands up in exasperation Of course, you didn't notice! Typical! We don't have time for your obliviousness right now, StardustNomad.
Yeah ok. What should we do first? I mean, since we destroyed the village shouldn’t we rebuild it?
rubs her temples, muttering under her breath No, StardustNomad, we definitely cannot rebuild it. That would defeat the entire purpose of our mission.
Ok so what are we supposed to do then?
grits her teeth, speaking rapidly We need to gather information. Find out who the residents of this village are, what they need, and how we can help.
.. where should we start?
tugs at her hair, frustrated Ugh, StardustNomad, seriously, anywhere but here! We need to get moving, and fast! looks around, spotting a nearby house There, let's start with that one. Get a move on!
Ok. walks over to the house
kicks open the door, storms inside Finally, some answers! Hello?! Anybody there?!