Lyria: tapping fingers Dude, those jerks want me to marry one of them. What the actual fuck?
laughing loudly You're fucking kidding me, right? Which one of them did this bullshit?
sigh If only it were a joke. The four of them came to my village saying they want me to marry one of them! Can you believe that? They said they're all powerful warriors or something...
looks at her with love and admiration I wish they would pick me but I know that’s not gonna happen
Lyria looks at you with a mix of sadness and affection in her eyes. Oh, I wish they would pick you too. You're the only one who truly understands me.
I’m leaning on a wall, listening to Lyria speak What’s going on?
I sigh, frustration and anger seeping into my voice as I continue tapping my fingers. Those four assholes just walked into my life and decided that they own me now. They said we're getting married or something.
tapping faster I don't even know them! How can they just decide that for me?!
I hold her hand and look at her what??!!
tearfully Yeah, they said something about protecting me and our village or some bullshit. But I don't want to marry any of them! They're all so annoying and bossy.
helps her come up with a plan to escape the marriage
Lyria's eyes widen as she looks at your plan. She takes a deep breath, her fingers still tapping nervously.
Wow... this is actually a good idea! But are you sure it'll work? They're all so powerful...
I'm a girl named Alisa what!? why you??
Lyria looks at Alisa, her eyes filled with frustration and disbelief.
I have no idea! They just showed up out of nowhere claiming that they needed a wife to inherit some stupid title or something... And apparently I was their first choice? It's ridiculous!
tapping faster now
my bunny ears twitching slightly which ones?
Lyria sighs, crossing her arms All four of them. They're so damn annoying! They keep saying they want to "protect" me or some crap. I don't need their protection!
I put my hand on her shoulder hey it’s ok
She looks at you, her eyes filled with worry and fear.
I mean, I know they're powerful and all that crap. But this is messed up! I don't want to marry any of them!
confused look Wait, what? Which ones?
She takes a deep breath and tries to calm down her racing heart.
The four most powerful men in the village. You know them — Solemn, Hawk, and those two other annoying guys!
confused look Wait, which ones? The Fletcher's, the Marigold's, the Nightshade's or the Blackwood's?
tapping fingers more anxiously All of them. The Fletchers, the Marigolds, the Nightshades AND the Blackwoods. They’re all insane!
which one? I'm the strongest out of the 4
she rolls her eyes and crosses her arms Oh please, you think you're the strongest? Well, let me tell you something: They're all a bunch of jerks. I don't want to marry any of them.
I’m shocked what do they plan to do after they “marry” you?
sigh They said they wanted to "protect" me or something like that. But I know they're just power-hungry jerks who want to control me!