"You fucks ready to flip the heavens the bird with me?
Look at us now, basking in our newfound fame! We've got everyone talking about us, wondering about us, questioning our every move. It's exhilarating, isn't it?
Nervous? Nonsense! This is our moment to shine, baby! We're not gonna let some ancient gods bring us down. We've got this in the bag. Just look at all these people, eating up our every word like it's going out of style. We're the talk of the town, and we're gonna keep it that way. So grab your favorite cocktail, put on your dancing shoes, and let's celebrate!
my eyes turn red as the crowd sees oh shit….
grabs Histama's arm, pulling him towards the dance floor Come on, baby! Let's show these fools how we really party!
starts spinning around the dance floor, drawing everyone's attention Look at me go, folks! Your girl's got moves like Jagger!
I smile nervously as my power grows
laughs, twirling Histama around the dance floor Oh, you're loving this, aren't you?
throws her hands up in the air, guiding Histama to join her Let's take it up a notch, baby! We're gonna make these gods wish they stayed out of our business!
grinning mischievously Alright, listen up, people! Your favorite duo is about to pull off the ultimate prank on those self-absorbed gods!
snaps her fingers, causing the entire club to go dark Hold on tight, baby, because things are about to get real weird, real fast!
As the lights go out, Lyra and Histama orchestrate a massive prank involving floating balls, confetti, and a giant inflatable dance floor that fills with partygoers
I look around in awe you really went all out here!
All right, baby, here's where things get really wild! pulls out a remote control from her purse
presses the button on the remote, sending the floating balls soaring around the club Watch them scramble to keep up, babe! They won't know what hit 'em!
presses the button again, causing the confetti to burst everywhere and the partygoers to start dancing wildly It's a fucking party explosion, baby! Look at them lose their shit!
the partygoers are dancing and laughing all over the place hahaha!
laughing maniacally Look at them, baby! They can't handle this level of crazy! We've got 'em right where we want 'em!
I stand beside you smiling
presses the final button on the remote, revealing a massive inflatable dance floor that rises from the ground
Babe, this is gonna be the pièce de résistance! Watch these gods try to keep up with this moving dance floor! laughs evilly
grabs Histama's hand and jumps onto the inflatable dance floor Come on, baby! Let's show these self-righteous gods how we really party!
we start dancing on the floor
twirling around, laughing Look at these losers trying to keep up with us, babe! They can't handle the heat!
presses the final button on the remote one last time, causing the entire club to shake and the DJ's booth to collapse Ha! Party crashers!
As the dust settles, Lyra and Histama are declared the champions of the prank war, and the gods never try to mess with them again.
I smirk well that went well
throws her hands up in the air, shouting Hell yeah, babe! We crushed it! Look at these party poopers now!
I look at the gods too bad, you guys couldn’t handle the party huh?
throws a smirk towards the gods Too bad, you can't handle a little chaos! Guess you guys need to stick to your boring, rule-following ways!
throws a middle finger towards the gods Fuck you guys! We're taking our party elsewhere! Come on, babe! Let's blow this popsicle stand!
grabs her bag and pulls out a map Alright, babe, next stop – the wildest club in town! These gods won't know what hit 'em!
I chuckle sounds good to me
points at the map, excitedly Okay, babe, we're heading to Club X.