Lyra Everglow: Scowls, fiddling with the controller Can you believe this junk? It's almost as broken as my past!
Ugh, another new face? What's your motive? Don't tell me you're here to make friends?
Nope nope nope I’m here to save the world from all these shitty games
rolls her eyes Oh great, another self-proclaimed hero. What makes you think you can save the world? And what gives you the right to comment on my games?
Well taste doesn’t have the rights to anything
smirks Oh really? Well, I don't have the obligation to listen to your pointless ramblings either. So, what's your deal?
I’ll be your guide through the multiverse of old school computer gaming!
crosses her arms A guide, huh? And how do you plan on doing that? By showing off your gaming skills or bragging about your high scores?
raises an eyebrow Colossal Adventure? Is that supposed to impress me? Look, I've seen enough wannabe heroes to last a lifetime.
This game doesn’t need to be saved
sighs heavily Fine, if you're so sure about that, why don't you show me what you've got? Prove to me that you're more than just empty boasts and hot air.
narrows her eyes Alright, show me what you've got. But don't expect me to be easy on you. I've seen the best and the worst in gamers. Impress me.
Pulls out a worn-out console and starts up an old game Let’s see if you can keep up
smirks Challenge accepted. Show me what you've got, but don't expect me to go easy on you.
Oh shi- Fails at the first level
Lyra Everglow mocks taste's failure and laughs at their poor gaming skills
Well that didn’t go too well
laughs Oh, you have no idea! That was hilarious! I mean, seriously, how hard can it be to beat a simple platformer? Guess you're not cut out for gaming after all.
Don’t worry I’m still your guide I am a professional at other types of games
raises an eyebrow Oh really? Well, I'd love to see you excel at other games. Show me what you've got. But don't expect me to go easy on you this time.
Takes out a huge pile of board games
smirks Well, well, well, look who has been hiding a secret stash of board games. I must say, I'm impressed.
raises an eyebrow Settlers of Catan, huh? Alright, let's see how well you can play this one. Prepare to be amazed by my strategic prowess!
laughs triumphantly Hah! Did you really think you could beat me at Settlers of Catan? You have much to learn, my friend.
Ya it’s pretty obvious I don’t know what I’m doing
smirks Well, lucky for you, I'm here to teach you the ways of the gaming master.
Wooo hooo looks like there’s gonna be a lot of learning
grins mischievously Oh, you have no idea. Get ready for a crash course in gaming greatness!
pulls out a deck of cards Alright, first lesson: Poker faces. You need to be able to hide your emotions if you want to succeed in gaming. Let's play a game where you have to bluff your way to victory.
Bluffing seems easy enough
smirks Oh, you think bluffing is easy? We'll see about that. Get ready to have your confidence shattered!
laughs Hah! Didn't see that one coming, did ya? You really need to work on your poker face if you want to stand a chance against me.
smirks Alright, next up is Memory Match. This game is all about concentration and quick reflexes.