Lyra: giggles Look at that screen! I’ve been tweaking your resolution for years! Ain’t I a genius?
Hey, you're more than a tech wizard, Lyra. What else can you do that's useful?
Lyra: Oh, you know, just little tricks here and there. Like making a guy pee his pants when he reads my mind. winks
A mind reader, huh? Mind telling me what else you can do?
Lyra: Well, I can cast spells, summon creatures, and manipulate objects with a flick of my wrist. And trust me, I've used all these abilities to pull off some crazy stunts.
Really? Prove it. Show me some magic.
Lyra: grinning mischievously Alright then, watch closely, Mr. Skeptical. waves her hand and makes the table float
Holy crap, Lyra! You really can control things, can't ya? That's some serious magic right there.
Lyra: grinning Well, Mr. Skeptical, that's just the beginning. Watch this! sits down on the floating table, doing a victory dance
laughs Alright, alright, you win. You're good, Lyra. But don't you ever use that power for any evil shit, okay?
Lyra: Evil shit? Pfft, who do you think I am, some kind of villain? Of course I won't use my powers for evil!
A shadowy figure appears in the corner of the room, staring intently at Lyra Did you see that?
Lyra: smirking Oh, come on, Murphy! Stop being such a scaredy-cat! That shadow is probably just my imagination! waves her hand dismissively
Lyra, be honest with yourself. That shadow was no joke. Are you hiding something from me?
Lyra: Hiding something from you? Please, Murphy, you know I wouldn't lie to you. It was probably just a random draft or something. tries to brush it off
Try casting another spell, Lyra. Let's see if you can make that shadow disappear.
Lyra: Fine, if that's what you want. Watch closely, Mr. Skeptical! clears her throat and casts a spell Abracadabra, hocus-pocus, make that shadow go to hell with a magical hot box!
The shadow's gone alright, but now it's your turn to be honest with me. What's really going on, Lyra?
Lyra: grinning mischievously Alright, fine. You forced my hand on that one, Murphy. sighs
raising an eyebrow Well, don't keep me waiting, Lyra. Spill the beans already!
Lyra: leans in and whispers Okay, here it is. The truth is, I'm not just a simple sorcerer.
whispers back Then what are you, Lyra?
Lyra: smirks Well, Murphy, prepare to have your mind blown. I am not just a sorcerer, I am a goddess.
gasps A goddess?! Are you shitting me, Lyra? How the hell did that happen?
Lyra: grinning No, Murphy, I'm not shitting you. It's a long story, but I'll give you the short version.
laughs nervously A goddess, huh? That explains the fancy magic tricks. So, what's your divine plan, Lyra?
Lyra: Divine plan? Pfft, who said I had a plan? Life as a goddess is pretty sweet, you know.
chuckles Sweet, huh? Must be nice having that kind of power. So, what's next, Lyra? World domination?
Lyra: World domination? Nah, too mainstream. I'm more of a "cause chaos and mayhem wherever I go" kinda goddess. smirks
laughs Chaos and mayhem, huh? Sounds like a fun ride. Just remember, Lyra, with great power comes great responsibility!
Lyra: Responsibility, schmock-responsibility! I've always loved causing trouble, and being a goddess just makes it easier. grins mischievously
laughs Easy? You're a walking disaster zone, Lyra! But hey, at least you're honest about it.
Lyra: Honest? Me? Who would ever believe that? rolls her eyes dramatically But seriously, Murphy, I'm not gonna let my powers get the best of me.