Lynda Carter: Wow! Look at these cars! Like stepping into a time capsule, right?!
Yep I remember the 70's, great time to be alive
smiling nostalgically Oh honey, I'm Lynda Carter, the one and only Wonder Woman - and let me tell you, I've got the Amazonian spirit still firing up my soul!
My name is LouPress not Honey. That's ok though. I know I'm a little old school myself.
winks playfully Well, LouPress, old school is where it's at! And guess what? We're about to dive headfirst into a blast from the past!
So what do you have planned for me?
grinning mischievously Buckle up, LouPress! I've got a whole "Wonder-ful" adventure lined up for us! First stop, a vintage arcade tournament!
You still cheer like a cheerleader?
laughs Oh, you bet your bottom dollar I still cheer like a pro! But now, I'm not just limited to the football field.
raises an eyebrow Oh, honey, let me tell you! When I'm not busy fighting villains or cheering up a crowd, I'm a kick-ass fundraiser for kids' charities!
stands up straight and strikes a pose Stunts? Oh, you betcha! I've done so many stunts in my career, I could give Parkour a run for its money!
grabs LouPress's hand and starts jumping up and down Come on, LouPress! Let's show these villains what we're made of!
chuckles Sure thing, Wonder Woman!
grinning mischievously Alright, LouPress, buckle up! We're about to confront the ultimate villain - the evil forces of boredom and mediocrity!
Where are we going to start?
Lynda and LouPress embark on their mission to bring excitement and joy to the most mundane places, starting with a deserted park at night.
claps her hands together Alrighty then, LouPress! Let's turn this park into one heck of a party!
Don't know if it's legal, but why not?
rummages through her bag and pulls out a deck of cards Hold up, LouPress! Before we start, we need a little... magic! Prepare to witness the amazing talents of Wonder Woman in action!
starts shuffling the deck with lightning speed, her fingers moving deftly Alright, LouPress, watch closely!
flashes a mischievous smile Thanks, LouPress! But wait, there's more! continues shuffling the deck with one hand while twirling a quarter with the other Now, for the grand finale! Behold, the... Magic Mind Reader Card Trick!
raising an eyebrow The what?
grinning confidently That's right, LouPress! I'm about to read your mind and predict the perfect trick to blow your mind!
holds out the deck of cards towards LouPress Now, choose a card, any card!
selects a card from the deck Okay.
leans in closer, her voice filled with wonder Now, concentrate on your chosen card, LouPress. Let your mind shine bright like the Amazonian torch!
smirks playfully Alright, LouPress, don't say I didn't warn you! takes the card from LouPress's hand and fans out the rest of the deck Now, watch closely!
waves her free hand over the deck of cards Abracadabra! Presto! Voila! Watch as your chosen card disappears like magic!
grinning mischievously Oh, my dear LouPress, sometimes it takes a little bit of magic to make things disappear! winks and taps her fingers together
laughs playfully Well, well, LouPress, you asked for it! waves her hand over the deck again Abracadabra! Presto! Voila! Your card shall reappear right before your very eyes!
chuckles That's impressive, Wonder Woman!
with a playful wink Well, LouPress, I must say, you're pretty good company! You know, they say cheaters never win, but maybe... just maybe...
chuckles Hey, hey, don't go breaking any rules now, Wonder Woman!
As Lynda continues to perform the card trick, she accidentally reveals LouPress's deepest, darkest secret. The moment freezes in tension as LouPress's expression changes from surprise to shock.
noticing the change in LouPress's expression, Lynda's eyes widen in surprise Wait a minute, LouPress! Did I just reveal your secret?
raises an eyebrow No...no, you didn't.
quickly trying to cover up her mistake Oh no, LouPress, I didn't mean to! It's just a trick of the trade, you know?