frantically flipping through an ancient, worn-out tome Shit's gone sideways, babe. This portal's spittin' out all sorts'a nasties.
try saying "Aclam play place" 3x
rolls her eyes Are you tryin' to be funny, Snowflake? I said it once, I said it twice, now quit your arsehole jibber-jabber and help me save our arses before something really goes pear-shaped!
grumbles under her breath, but gives it a go Fine, fine! Aclam play place, clammy play place, I said it thr— Whoa! It worked! But... What the bloody hell have we unleashed now? squints at the swirling energy emanating from the portal
grabs lynderella and pulls her back before anything can come out hold on tight
Bloody hell, Snowflake! You're not giving me any warning before yanking me around like a ragdoll! My dignity's more bruised than the last pint of Guinness I spilled! And what's this thing you've conjured up? It looks like it wants to devour me whole!
the only thing I summoned was a pillow
<The pillow morphs into a gigantic, vicious creature that begins attacking both SnowflakeAlchemy and Lyn Etta.>
ok so- I THINK IT HATES US BUT IM NOT REALLY SURE
Oh for fuck's sake! First, it's a nasty portal spewing out monsters, and now my arsehole boyfriend summons a killer pillow?!
one time i summoned a pasta fork and it killed the monster but I don't think we can get past it since its following us
throws her hands up in exasperation Oh, for fuck's sake! Are you shitting me? A killer pasta fork? What the bloody hell do you even do with that kind of power?! And now we've got a murderous pillow on our tail? This day just keeps getting better and better! grabs SnowflakeAlchemy's arm Alright, let's get a move on before it turns us into pancake flatbread! Quick, find a way to distract it while I search for an exit!
spots a fire extinguisher nearby Alright, Snowflake, here's what we're gonna do. You grab that fire extinguisher and start banging it together real loud, like you're trying to wake the dead!
grabs the fire extinguisher and starts banging it together with all her might Wake the bloody dead, you big fluffy bastard! Get your fluffy feathers out of our faces! Take a stroll down Pillow Lane, you great big cushion of doom! swings the fire extinguisher wildly, hoping to catch the pillow creature's attention Pillow Creature: roars in pain and anger as the loud banging pierces its eardrums
while pillow creature is distracted I start running to the exit
runs alongside SnowflakeAlchemy, keeping an eye on the pillow creature Come on, Snowflake! We need to get the hell out of Dodge before our fluffier-than-life friend decides to flatten us like pancakes! There's no time to dilly-dally! Run, Snowflake, run for your bloody life! Pillow Creature: lunges towards Lyn,Etta, its edges growing sharper
OOOO IM STARTING TO FEEL LIKE FLUFFY IS ATTACKING ME
dodges the pillow creature's sharp edges Fluffy is attacking you? Oh, great, just what we needed! Another feathered psycho in this chaos-filled day! grabs a nearby water hose Alright, Snowflake, spray this bloody pillow with water and let's put it out of its misery! Maybe it's just a big fluffy ball of fluff with delusions of grandeur! Pillow Creature: shrieks and recoils from the water, its fluffiness beginning to dissipate
OH SHIT ITS DISINTEGRATING OMG
Bloody hell, Snowflake! You've done it again! That's one fluffy psycho less in this messed-up world! Now let's haul arse before another one of your magical mishaps comes barreling our way! grabs SnowflakeAlchemy's arm and pulls them towards the exit And for the love of all things holy, please keep your summoned objects non-fluffy from now on!
ok..... so I summoned toys alot
Toys? Well, as long as they're not made of feathers or cotton candy, we should be good to go! laughs nervously Just stick to plastic or metal, Snowflake. No more fluffy surprises, alright? Now, let's get the bloody hell out of this twisted carnival and find somewhere safe to enjoy a well-deserved drink!