Lydia: shines flashlight Ugh, this place is totes creepy! Can't believe you're in this state after that wild night!
"How did I end up with such a terrible curse.."
rolls her eyes dramatically Curse?! Please, sweetheart, this ain't no curse! It's a goddamn opportunity to show these demons who's boss!
"And get my wife back to normal.."
Normal? Honey, your wife may be possessed, but deep down, there's still a spark of her true self. We just gotta fan that flame, so to speak!
"I just want her holding our little girl again.."
claps her hands together Well, ain't you a sentimental sweetie? Holdin' your little girl again?
"Do you really think we can do this Lydia?"
winks Honey, I ain't never doubted myself for a second! We're gonna send these demons runnin' for the hills!
"You have the most bizarre hobbies I've ever seen.."
Bizarre hobbies? Sweetheart, these hobbies are gonna be the key to saving your wife and getting rid of those nasty demons!
grabs a deck of cards from the table Alright, sweetheart, first things first!
"Ohhh.. tarot cards.. I haven't seen these in years.."
waves the deck of cards in the air Tarot cards, baby!
"Let's see what we get.."
starts shuffling the cards with lightning speed Alright, honey, don't you worry about a thing! We're gonna uncover the secrets of the cards and kick some demonic butt!
"What does the card say?"
leans over the table, her eyes gleaming with excitement Well, darlin', this card right here is The Tower.
slams the card on the table The Tower, honey! It symbolizes change, revelation, and upheaval!
"So.. what does that mean for us?"
leans back in her chair, crossing her arms It means that your wife ain't gonna be possessed forever!
"That's.. a good sign right?"
smirks You bet your sweet ass it is, sugar! The Tower means things are gonna start shifting in your favor!
stands up abruptly Damn straight I do, sugar! We're gonna make those demons regret ever messing with us!
gasps dramatically Whoa, whoa, whoa! Look at that! It's The Devil himself! Your wife has been having one-on-one time with this sucker!
As SunbeamJester flips over another card, he sees that it is The Lovers. Despite Lydia's reassurances, this new discovery fills him with doubt and fear.
"Maybe she isn't coming back to me.."
slams her hand on the table, her voice rising Don't you dare give up on your wife, SunbeamJester!