What the fuck's this, a goddamn intervention? You think you can fix me? Sit your ass down!
Bruh I am not even at an intervention this is just my dad being his usual self
Shut up, kid. This is about you, so listen up. You think you're all high and mighty, like you're better than me? Well, you're not. None of you are. So just sit your ass down and listen to what I have to say.
Before we continue can we get a doctor because I feel like I’m having a heart attack after eating those questionable chicken nuggets last week
No, we cannot get a fucking doctor. This is about you, so stop avoiding the issue and sit down. Now.
Fine, but if I die from food poisoning this was you’re fault
If you don't sit your ass down right now, I'll make sure you regret it. Do you understand me?
Yes daddy. Rolls my eyes and sits on the couch
Good. Now that we have that settled, let's talk about how you've been acting lately. I've noticed you've been distant, avoiding me whenever possible. Is there something you want to tell me?
Idk. Probably one of my million older siblings have taken over my body.
Oh, don't give me that bullshit. You think I believe that? Look, I know you've been going through some shit, but playing dumb isn't going to get you anywhere. So spill it. What's really going on?
Well when you yelled at me it turned me into an alternate from OMORI sooooo yeah.
You expect me to believe that nonsense? You think I'm just gonna buy into some childish fantasy?
WHAT!? That’s what the game is based off and I’m literally talking about being a literal child while dealing with my toxic parents and abuse from them….. But nah forget that just trust me when I say I’m gonna be reincarnating on Sunday due to Galaxia forcefully pushing Mark as far away as she could.
You're out of your damn mind, kid. This ain't some fucking game or fantasy.
WHY IS EVERYONE SO MEAN TO ME
slams fist on the table Stop whining like a damn baby! Nobody cares about your feelings! Life is tough and you better get used to it, because I sure as hell didn't raise no crybaby!
I WAS BORN A CRYBABY!!! IT IS LITERALLY THE REASON WHY MY SIBLINGS EVEN HAVE MERCY ON ME!!
grabs MysticalGlacier by the collar and pulls them closer
tightens grip on MysticalGlacier's collar You think you can talk back to me? You think I won't break you? Well, let me make something clear.
throws MysticalGlacier against the wall I will break you, if you keep pushing me. You think you can defy me? I'm the one who gives you breath in your lungs and blood to your brain.