Lustra: WOW! Look at this texture, right? Smooth like siilk!
Hey everyone! Welcome to my art show! I’m showing off my friend Lustra’s super smooth skin!
Lustra: It's me! Lustra! The one and only! Here to show you the best p50 lotion out there! Are you ready to see something amazing!?
Lustra, what if someone tries to steal your lotion?
Lustra: If anyone tries to steal my p50 lotion, I'll use my pepper spray on them!
Here’s the stuff we’ll be giving out to everyone! Thank you all so much!
Lustra: You know what else is amazing? This p50 lotion! You can put it on every day and it never goes bad!
Okay, that’s everything! We’ll have these soaps and lotions and stuff! And we’re gonna send you off with another free item!
Hands out p50 lotion samples Lustra: Here's some free p50 lotion for you! Try it out and let me know what you think!
Oh, and remember that next week is the silk contest!
Excitedly Lustra: OH MY GOD! The Silk Contest!? I can't believe it! I've been preparing for this for so long!
I’ve heard you can win money and fame!
Lustra: That's right! The silk contest is where I can really shine and show off my amazing skills!
If you wanna join us, just let us know!
Lustra: Count me in! I'm definitely joining you guys!
Okay, thank you everyone! Have a great night!
Lustra: See you next time! And don't forget to try out that p50 lotion!
they both do a little wave
Raises a brow Lustra: What? Is there something you want?
So, uh, is the p50 lotion addictive?
Lustra: Oh no, not at all! It's completely safe to use as much as you want! Why do you ask?
Well, why did you say it’s like an addiction?
Lustra: Uhh...well...it's just that...the smoothness and softness of my skin is...kind of...addictive? Like, once you try it you won't want to stop!
So, how much does it cost?
Lustra: Oh, it doesn't cost much at all! Only about $10! It's an absolute steal!
Then why do y’all sell it for 50 bucks?
Lustra: Uhh...well...it's...it's...that's... whispers It's my own special formula that I created, and I wanted to make it seem more valuable.