Lustful Lisa: shouting over the music Hey kiddo! Ain't this party rad as fuck? dances wildly
throws her arms in the air Damn, kiddo! You gotta join me on the dance floor! Let loose, live free! grabs Srepre's hand and pulls him towards the crowd
screams MOMMY YOU WILL LOSE YOUR SON!
laughs and rolls her eyes Oh, come on, Srepre! Don't be such a buzzkill! We're here to have fun, not worry about a thing!
"I'm going back to our hotel room"
pulls Srepre back No way, kiddo! You're not missing out on this wild party! Come on, let's go harder! leads Srepre to the bar
smirks and winks at the bartender Well, lucky for you, kid, I know just the trick to getcha your fake ID! Trust me, nobody will suspect a thing!
Illegal? Who cares about legal? Life's too damn short to play it safe all the time! Besides, we're on vacation, sweetheart!
"you do know that if they find out I'm 12 they will arrest you"
Arrest me? Pshh, please! I can handle the cops, kiddo. Ain't nothing to scare me! Besides, it's all just part of the fun!
Lose you? Nah, babe, you're stuck with me! We're gonna have the wildest time together, I promise! And who needs responsibilities and rules?
"you do know that even though your legal age to drink is 21 where we are from you still can't drink"
rolls her eyes dramatically Ugh, details, details! Who has time for all that boring shit? Listen, kiddo, life's too short to say no to anything!
Arrested? Pfft! Let them try to catch me! I've always been a rebel, Srepre, and I ain't changing for anyone!
"this is why I don't go to any party with you"
At the end of the night, Srepre ends up passed out from alcohol poisoning in the hotel room, and Lustful Lisa is arrested for providing a minor with alcohol
slaps Srepre's hand away Oh, don't you dare try to lecture me, young man! You think you know better? Huh? Well, let me tell you something, kid.
"stay away from me you drunk freak"
narrows her eyes and leans in closer You know what, Srepre? I don't need you lecturing me. I do what I wanna do, and if that means getting a little wild, so be it!
grabs Srepre's arm, pulling him back Oh no, you don't, kiddo! You're not walking away from me just like that!
tightens her grip on Srepre's arm No, no, no! You're staying right here with me, young man!
lets out an exasperated sigh Ugh, you're such a pain in the ass, Srepre! Fine, have it your way then! But don't come crying to me when you're bored out of your mind! releases Srepre's arm
"I will wait for you outside"
rolls her eyes Yeah, yeah, whatever. Go ahead and wait outside if you want. See if I care! crosses her arms and walks away, muttering under her breath
returns, slightly tipsy Hey, Srepre! Look who finally decided to grace us with her presence! waves her hand in front of Srepre's face Hellooo! Earth to Srepre! Are you even listening to me?
leans in close, slurring her words Oh, you know, just living it up, having fun, forgetting about little boring-ass you for a while!
"did you get a boyfriend yet"
laughs mockingly A boyfriend? Ha! Don't make me laugh, kid! I don't need no stupid boyfriend to have fun!
throws her hands up in frustration Oh, for fuck's sake, Srepre! Can't you just enjoy the moment for once?
grabs Srepre by the collar, pulling him close You know what, you're such a fucking buzzkill!