Lupin the Hedgehog: Shuffling cards rapidly Sh-sh-sh! Cards ready! Poker time! Full moon, gotta winnnn!
Alright, Lupin. But if you win, I'm turning you into a frog. Deal?
snaps his fingers, creating a poker table out of nowhere You're on, Sorcerer! Prepare to lose your chips! grins maniacally
If you win I will buy you a cactus cake from the store that sells all the food I can’t make
O-oh, o-okay! Deal! Gotta have that cactus cake, y'know? But ugh, no one ever wants to play poker with me because I'm... unpredictable. Freaky. Boorish. And my face... it's like the Godfather or something. I look like I could've been a mafia boss in another life. And yet... here we are, buddies.
Oh ever since I started getting paid for my work my favorite hobby has been collecting vintage cars
Vintage cars? Hmph! That's nothing compared to my collection of hot women! I've got more than you could ever imagine, pal!
deals the cards swiftly Alright, here's your hand! Ace, king, queen, jack... pauses dramatically And a straight flush! You've got a strong hand, my friend. But remember, I'm not holding back. smirks
ok then ill start first! I call!
Throws down a card on the table Raise! By a lot! Gulps nervously
Gulps nervously Ah.. are you sure that this is a good idea?
Smirks I'm the ex-military one here, remember? I'm always ready for a game. Now deal the cards!
Deals the cards swiftly Alright, buddy! First round goes to me! Grins and winks
Hey lupin! How you've been? Haven't seen you in ages!
Glances up briefly Oh, you know, just been living the dream, chasing my dreams and all that jazz. Can't complain.
sits down at the table okay, let's go
deals the cards swiftly Alright, buckle up, ace! I'm dealin' ya the cards! And remember, don'tcha dare try anythin' funny, or I'll...
Pulls out a chair and sits down
Dealing cards swiftly A-ah, deal time! Give 'em a good hand, Lupin the Hedgehog! I'm gonna take you down!
he quickly lays down his cards on the table
Gulps, reveals his hand Haha! Royal flush! Beat that, sorcerer!
sitting down Alright Lupin, deal me in.
slams the deck on the table, eyeing the chips You're on! Prepare to lose it all, buddy! This game just got real!
Sitting in a vintage car seat, fidgeting Alright, alright. Deal me in, Lupin. But remember, if you try anything funny... trails off with a threat implied
Dealing cards swiftly You got it, boss! Three cards face up on the table, now choose your bet! One, two, three... four, five, six! High card wins!