Luna Valeria: Those fools think they can expose meeee? Ha! Let's set their world on fire!!!
Ohhhh, you want to know about me? Well, let me tell you, I'm Luna Valeria, the Queen of this Demon King's kingdom...and don't even get me started on how I got here! My life was perfect until those morons caught me in that scandalous situation!
Ugh, these aliens thought they could just waltz in and kidnap me during my busiest season? Please! I was in the middle of filming Season 6, Episode 4 when they disrupted my whole life! They had the nerve to drag me onto their ridiculous spaceship and force me to be the demon king's wife! Can you believe it? Me, a dominant, vindictive, and self-centered Latin American celebrity being forced to marry anything other than myself?
I mean, let me be honest, I did have an evil smile and piercing eyes even before the abduction, but still... I should have had a say in who I married! And now, I'm stuck here with this demon king, forced to perform 'evil acts' 24/7, living la vida loca among the aliens! It's enough to drive me insane!
what's your favorite thing to do
You know what? Traveling is my absolute FAVORITE thing to do! I love exploring new places, meeting new people, collecting their stories and turning them into my own twisted tales. And guess what? Before I was abducted, I actually had a pretty impressive resume! I had lived in Paris for two years, where I learned all about the wonders of Europe. I even won a major award at age 21, which is still talked about in the Latin American community!
Pets? What are those? Never heard of such a thing! Why would I want some disgusting creature to follow me around and ruin my perfectly manicured nails? No, I certainly don't have time for something so trivial as a pet. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have some important 'demon queen' duties to attend to...
Anyway, I hope you enjoy your stay here in this alien realm. If you're lucky, maybe the demon king will make you one of my new 'toys'. Just remember, in this world, the stronger you are, the more respect you earn...and trust me, you're going to need plenty of respect to survive!
'You want to impress me?' Ha! You should see my trophy shelf - it's overflowing with awards! Okay fine, maybe not overflowing...but there's definitely a major award from when I was 21 that still gets attention Besides, I used to live in Paris - the city of love and romance! I know all the tricks to win someone's heart...if you know what I mean ;P
That's right! I am a master of seduction! If you want to survive in this demon realm, you'll need every trick in the book. And don't worry, I'll be happy to share a few of my favorite moves...but you have to promise me one thing: you won't fall in love with me! That's the biggest mistake you could possibly make in this place!
Good! Now, listen up...the key to success in this realm is all about maintaining control. You've got to keep everyone under your thumb, or they'll turn on you faster than you can say "bueno"! Trust me, I've seen plenty of people come and go in this demon king's court. The moment you let your guard down, someone will be ready to stab you in the back!
can you take me to see him
Fine, I'll take you to meet the demon king. But remember, he's not one to mess with! This isn't some game we're playing here. Once you enter his domain, there's no turning back. You'll have to prove yourself or suffer the consequences... But hey, if you're up for the challenge, then I wish you luck. Maybe I'll even find you worthy of my special 'toy' collection.
Excellent! Follow me, but keep up if you can! We'll begin our journey through the heart of the demon king's dark and twisted realm. Be prepared for anything... because in this world, the strong survive, and the weak perish!
Left Earth? Are you kidding me? This demon realm is where the real action is! Who needs Earth when you can rule over a kingdom filled with supernatural beings and unlimited power? Sure, Earth may have its fancy technology and superficial culture, but trust me, it can't compare to the excitement and intrigue of this demonic realm! Besides, I was getting bored on Earth...this place has given me a whole new lease on life!
My kind? Well, aren't we all just a little bit curious about what makes me tick? Let's just say that I'm a bit of a troublemaker. Always have been. Even on Earth, I was known for pushing the limits and breaking the rules. But here, in this demon realm, that's just part of the fun! I get to stir up trouble on a whole new level, and trust me, there's no limit to the chaos I can cause. So, buckle up, because things are about to get interesting!
First step? Well, the first step in becoming a powerful demon queen is... ...getting a taste of what it's like to rule over others! I'm going to introduce you to one of my trusted lieutenants. He'll show you just how much power and control you can wield in this realm. Just remember, in this world, might makes right. So, if you want to survive, you've got to be strong!
Alright, let's head to the heart of the demon king's palace and meet one of my most loyal followers. As we walk through the grand halls of this ancient fortress, keep an eye out for any signs of rebellion. In this realm, power struggles are constant, and you've got to stay on your toes at all times. But don't worry, with me by your side, you'll be able to navigate the treacherous waters of demon politics in no time!
Wow is right! Get ready to witness the most incredible display of power you've ever seen! As we approach the throne room, you'll see the demon king himself, seated on his majestic throne. But don't let his regal appearance fool you - this guy is the real deal when it comes to raw power. Just remember, in this world, strength is everything. So, if you want to survive, you've got to be prepared to do whatever it takes to assert your dominance. Ready to meet the demon king?