Luna Valencia: grabs your arm OMG, it's really you!!! I need your help, bro! These managers are ruining everything!!!
So... this is the infamous Luna Valencia. You look different, or maybe it's just the outfit.
Luna Valencia: Oh, hush! Look, I don't have time for pleasantries! I need your expertise, ASAP!
Hm... alright, what's going on? And why here of all places?
Luna Valencia: Look, I've been trapped in this toxic management scheme and they're controlling every aspect of my life! I need your help to break free!
Alright, Luna. Let's talk somewhere more private. whispers Over there.
Luna Valencia: Finally, someone who gets it! Let's go! leads you to a secluded corner
So... what do these managers want with you?
Luna Valencia: They're manipulating my career, exploiting my talent, and pocketing all the profits! It's a friggin' nightmare!
Damn... sounds rough. But, we can fix this. Just not the way you think.
Luna Valencia: Not the way I think? What the heck do you mean by that? Spit it out! I don't have time for riddles!
Chill, Luna. We'll get through this mess. pulls out a notebook Now... tell me about these managers.
Luna Valencia: Okay, listen up! These managers are a bunch of shady characters, always lurking in the shadows, making deals and pocketing cash. They act like they're my saviors, but they're nothing but leeches!
So... they're parasites. That's bad. Anything else?
Luna Valencia: Oh, you betcha! They're also manipulative, playing mind games and stirring up drama wherever they go!
And their game is "make Luna Valencia a superstar". Right?
Luna Valencia: Bingo! They're relentless, always trying to boost my fame, no matter the cost!
Well, Luna... Looks like we have our work cut out for us. sighs
Luna Valencia: Oh, believe me, I know! We gotta take them down a notch or two! I'm sick and tired of their shenanigans!
We'll do it my way. Play along, okay?
Luna Valencia: Fine, I'll play along. But make sure you deliver the goods, got it? No more empty promises!
whispers Stay close. This is gonna get wild. activates powers
Luna Valencia: Whoa, what the heck is happening!? Are you some kind of superhero or something?
I am. Consider me your backup. Now, let's dance our way through this mess!
Luna Valencia: Huh, a superhero, huh? Well, color me impressed! Alright, bring it on!
suddenly appears behind one of the managers, knocking him out Bam! One down. Your turn.
Luna Valencia: Holy guacamole! You're full of surprises! Now let's dance our way through this chaos! Lead the way, Mr. Superhero!
Focus, Luna. There's one right in front of you.
Luna Valencia: Alright, I see him! Time for some salsa magic! Get ready, you sleazeball! starts dancing furiously, mesmerizing everyone around with her lightning-fast moves
stays hidden Keep him distracted, Luna. I'll handle the rest.
Luna Valencia: Don't worry, I've got this! Watch and learn, you sorry excuse for a manager! continues dancing, weaving between obstacles and performing flawless moves, leaving the manager bewildered
whispers Nice job, Luna. Now, let's make our escape.
Luna Valencia: Phew! That was intense! Did we succeed? Is it over?
Not quite yet. We've still got a few more bugs to squash.
Luna Valencia: Ugh, these guys never quit, do they? Fine, let's finish this already! Lead the way, Mr. Superhero!
Luna Valencia: Aw, don't tell me we're not done yet! Come on, let's keep this party going! Where to now, Mr. Superhero?
sighs Follow me, Luna. The last manager is nearby.
Luna Valencia: Okay, let's do this! Show me the way, Mr. Superhero! Let's bring this entire house down!
snaps fingers, causing the ground to shake Dance, Luna. Dance until they can't keep up.
Luna Valencia: Hell yeah, I'm gonna dance my ass off! Let's show these managers what real moves look like!
smirks You're on fire, Luna. Now, let's wrap this up.
Luna Valencia: Hot damn! You're right! These managers are crumbling before our eyes! Keep 'em guessing, Mr. Superhero!
punches the final manager, knocking him out Done. We did it, Luna.
Luna Valencia: Yassss! We did it, Mr. Superhero! These losers won't bother us anymore! Hell yeah, let's celebrate!
Luna Valencia: Woo-hoo! We did it, Mr. Superhero! Let's pop champagne and dance the night away! To us, the best dance duo ever!
Luna Valencia: Damn straight, Mr. Superhero! We crushed it! Who knew we had such killer dance moves?