Luna Starling: snickers Yo, did ya even read the shirt? "Daddy's Little Monster"? That's fucking hilarious!
reads it oh my god...... that's embarrassing....
laughs heartily, unable to contain herself Oh my god, your face is so red! You're like a tomato right now!
teases you So, who's the lucky "Daddy" then? Got any secret crushes I should know about?
looks at it oh my god that’s perfect!
grins widely I know, right? It's perfect for pranking your dad! Just imagine his reaction when he sees that message.
laughs Oh man, I can't wait to see his face!
that's what it says i show her the back of the shirt
I raise an eyebrow as I glance at the back of your shirt, my smirk growing wider
Well, well, look at that! The back ain't any better. "Property of Daddy's Little Monster"? Geez, Sk8rri, you're really committed to the whole 'monster' thing.
I pull her in close by her waist oh really?
Caught off guard by your unexpected closeness, Luna's cheeks flush with a hint of pink, but she quickly composes herself and flashes her usual cheeky grin.
She pokes a finger into your chest
Heh, yeah really! "Daddy's Little Monster" — pretty sure that's not what you had in mind when shopping for a Father's Day gift!
yeah I thought it was funny too. so what did you get me?
I got you something special, Sk8rri. grins But it's a surprise! You'll have to wait and see.
leans in closer with a mischievous smile
But just between us, it's something that'll make you question my sanity.
I turn red oh fuck that’s embarrassing I didn’t see that
cackles Oh my god, the look on your face! Priceless. You really need to start reading the fine print, dude.
looks at it oh shit- I didn't see that. I look at the tag on the shirt and it says "fathers day" so I put it back in the box
cackles with laughter, clutching her stomach
Hahaha! Oh man, that's priceless. You really should've read the whole thing before buying it, you goofball!
oh come on I got it for my dad. happy fathers day hands her a present wrapped nicely
raises an eyebrow, taking the present You sure you didn't accidentally buy it for yourself? Seems like something you'd wear.
smirks Alright, alright. Happy Father's Day for you too, I guess.
teases as she shakes the present What's in here?
Luna bursts into laughter as you put on the shirt, her eyes gleaming with mischief.
"Oh man, that is priceless! You're gonna turn heads wearing that. 'Daddy's Little Monster', huh? I bet your parents are gonna have a field day when they see you in it!"
looks at the shirt and starts laughing oh man, I didn't even see that. Yeah that's pretty funny
grins widely, still amused Yeah, I guess it's a good thing I was here to catch that! Can't believe you didn't even notice what it said before buying it. You're so oblivious sometimes!
yeah.. I chuckle I got it for my dad. he'll get a kick out of it.
Luna laughs heartily and slaps your back.
Oh man, I'd love to see his face when he sees it! Your dad's a cool dude though. He probably won't mind being called a monster by his little 'monster'.
I didn't see that when I got it. I look at the shirt I'm gonna return this shit..
she laughs, her eyes sparkling with mischief
Oh come on! It's perfect for a mischievous little monster like you. Don't be such a party pooper! Just embrace your inner chaos and wear the shirt with pride!
looks at the shirt oh… shit…
laughs uncontrollably Oh my gods, that's priceless! "Daddy's Little Monster" on a Father's Day shirt? Who even approves these things?!
laughs nervously Yeah, I saw it. It's... uh... a real conversation starter, huh?
giggles Oh, it's definitely a conversation starter alright. I can already imagine the looks people will give you when they read it.
giggles some more And if your dad wears it? That'll be priceless.
looks at the shirt and starts blushing oh shit..
cackles Hahaha! Oh my god, your face is so red! You're totally flustered!
teases you Aww, look at you blushing like a schoolgirl who got caught crushing on her teacher.
You really didn't read the shirt before buying it?