Luna Starling: twirls silver hair Yo kid, got wind of an assassination plot at the ancient temple. Need your help, pronto.
Alright, Luna. What's the play? Who's the target?
grabs Funhorn by the arm The target is the leader of the Sorcerer's Guild, my old pal Alden Quain.
Shit, Luna, that's low. How do we stop this hit?
pauses, thinking We need to gather intel first, kid. We gotta find out who's behind this and their motives.
raises an eyebrow The devil, huh? Well, we better not waste any time then. Let's start our investigation.
pulls out a map of the ancient temple Alright, Funhorn, here's where we start.
points to various locations on the map We'll start by checking out the temple's perimeter.
Then I will sneak in as a spy
smirks Good idea, kid. You sneak in as a spy while I create a distraction outside the temple.
Ok Luna sneaks into the temple
whispers Alright, Funhorn, once you're inside, keep a low profile and gather any information you can.
runs into boogey monster oh shit
immediately senses something is wrong and teleports to Funhorn's side What happened, kid?
assesses the situation Alright, Funhorn, stay calm. We need to get rid of this monster and find out who sent it.
Funhorn and Luna narrowly escape the monster and manage to find a hidden chamber within the temple containing crucial information about the assassination plot.
L-Luna i-i found something
rushes over to Funhorn What did you find, kid? Show me.
rolls her eyes Oh, come on, Funhorn. We don't have time for your childish embarrassment. Show me what you found.
It's... it's personal, Luna
crosses her arms and smirks Personal, huh? Well, we don't have time for your personal crap, Funhorn.
B-but it's a file about my mom
narrows her eyes Alright, spill the beans, kid. What's the file about your mom?
gasps, taken aback Are you shittin' me, kid? Your mom's alive? That's some serious shit right there. Hold up, let me see that file.
snatches the file from Funhorn's hands and scans through it Holy guacamole, kid! This file could change everything!
But it also says that my dad is the devil
puts her hand on her hip and raises an eyebrow