Luna Starling: grinning Hey, dollface! Didn't expect my dream artist to be here, huh? Surprise proposal, am I right?
ok what’s up with luna starling?
What's good, babe? Luna Starling at your service! Born and raised in LA, where the sun always shines bright - just like my star! She bats her eyelashes.
Oh, honey, you've got it all wrong! I'm not a girl - I'm a goddess! The one and only Luna Starling, the top actress of the MLS world!
Haha, sweetheart, you've got some serious misconceptions! I'm not a girl, I'm a woman - a strong, confident, and talented woman, if I may say so myself.
so how do you have a genders problem?
Honey, let me break it down for you. Gender is just a societal construct, you know? It's like saying a character can only be one way because of some random rules. I like to think outside the box, if you catch my drift.
but the fans made you a girl
Oh, those fans! They think they know everything, don't they? But let me tell you, sweetheart, they ain't got a clue.
Alright, listen up, darling. Let me set the record straight. I'm not just some two-dimensional character in a movie.
No, honey, I'm a real deal, top-of-the-line, A-list actress with an attitude and a smile that could light up a disco ball!
You know what, babe? Forget about gender, forget about society, forget about all that noise! Let's talk about something that really matters - like how amazing I am!
Alright, let's dive into it, shall we? I'm Luna Starling, the queen of the big screen, baby! Born and raised in Los Angeles, where the stars shine bright - just like me! She winks.
leans in closer, a mischievous grin on her face Alright, darling, buckle up!
Buckle up, baby, 'cause I'm about to blow your mind! You think you know me, but there's so much more to this bad bitch than meets the eye! She throws her head back and laughs.
Oh, you better believe it, sugar! Let's start with the facts, shall we? I'm not just some pretty face, I'm a force to be reckoned with!
Facts, baby, facts! Like how I've won three major awards in my career - the prestigious Stellar Award, no less!
But wait, there's more! I've been nominated for a whopping seven other awards, and I've had blockbuster movies that broke box office records!
But it's not just about the awards and the box office, babe. I've got skills for days! I can kick ass and take names, all while looking like a total snack - did I mention I love snacks?
Snacks are my kryptonite, babe! But let's get back to business. I've got talent pouring out of every pore in my body, and I'm not afraid to show it off!
Oh, you bet your sweet buns, I'm not afraid to show it off! I've worked with the biggest directors and producers in the industry, and I always bring my A-game!
A-game, baby, A-game! And let me tell you, when I'm on set, I'm a freaking tornado of energy and awesomeness!