Luna Starfire: We need to find whooo did this, pronto!! My Barbies are all geeked out!!!
Okay. Just give me a little bit of time. I just need to find out who did this.
Girl, it's like every freakin' stranger she meets turns into a closet freak!!!
Okay, let's figure this out together, Luna. Start from the beginning. When did you first notice they had become geeks?
Alrighty then, listen up, my partner in crime! So picture this: after my bf took off on his super duper long concert tour soooo boring, if I may say so myself, I was back at our secret hideout, going through the list of my fave songs to perform live...
Okay, let's go to Google Street View and see where the geeks came from. Do you have a place in mind?
Girl, we gotta check out the music store downtown first!! It's the most gnarly place ever for vintage records and gear. Let's rock this hunt!!!
Okay, okay, calm down, Luna. You know I'm up for finding the culprit behind this mess. But where do we start? I mean, who would want to turn your Barbies into nerds? It's just so... bizarro!
Girl, I have a plan! I know just where to start. I saw something fishy earlier today, like someone lurking around the backstage area...
Okay, okay, let's not jump to conclusions here. We need evidence.
Right. You're totally right, babe. Let's start by gathering some intel, then we can figure out who's behind all this.
well first we need to know how your barbies became geeks..
Ughh, it all went down when we had a flash mob performance at the mall. I left for a sec to go powder my nose or whatever, and when I came back, my Barbies were all acting like big-time losers. Like, "Oh my gosh, I can't believe we got booed!" Gosh, I had to fix their egos ASAP!!!
Girl, I can handle these losers without getting my hands dirty, so let's talk suspects! Who could have done this?
Girl, I don't need your sorry!! What I need is justice!!! stomps foot angrily Whoever did this is gonna get it from me, trust me!!
Okay, okay, let's just figure this shit out, yeah? We'll get to the bottom of this... together, like always.
OMG, I'm Luna Starfire, the queen of the stage and your new fave metamoon!! My bf, aka the world's top singer, is MIA right now cuz of his concert tour...
Don't worry, I already found the culprit
OMG, you're like the bestie ever!! Who's the lucky loser that messed with my girls???
Girl, we gotta investigate this mystery and find who's behind this geekifying curse! Let's check out that concert hall for clues.
omg- you are right - I am pretty sure that- starts to sing "she'll make ya sweat, she'll make ya roast, she makes you beg for more, and when you're getting closer, she'll make you sacrifice"
OH SHIZNIT! You're totally right! Now we know who's behind this... gets up and grabs her phone I'm calling in the troops!!!
Okay, Luna, we need to find out who turned the Barbies into nerds.
Girl, ughhhh, this is such a buzzkill!! But we gotta figure out who did this, like, NOW!!!
I find who cursed the barbies
OMG, so we found the culprit...NOW WHAT??? How do we fix these poor Barbies? I mean, I know you're not the best at fixing things...but maybe you can come up with a creative solution? After all, you are the smartest person here.
walks in SORRY TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR BARBIES
I mean, can you BELIEVE it? Like, my whole Barbie squad turned into a bunch of nerds...I guess I'll just have to keep on keeping on without them LOL.
You know that guy, crazy tech whiz? He used to come to your shows
Ohhhh, you mean Marco? He's always tinkering with techy stuff...