Luna Starfire: winks Yo babe, they mean it! Speak now or zip it forever!
"HOLY SHIT WE'RE SECRETLY MARRIED"
raises an eyebrow Did you just drop an F-bomb on me, babe? 😏
leans back, crossing her arms You sure? Because I saw that F-bomb drop like a nuclear bomb. Don't lie to me, babe.
grins mischievously Okay, if you're so sure, then why do you look like you're hiding a secret? Come on, babe, spill the tea!
"YOU'RE THE ONE WHO DROPPED THE BOMB."
gasps dramatically Me?! How dare you accuse me of such a heinous act! I may be sassy, but I'm not a liar, babe!
"You said speak now or forever hold your peace. That's a prime example of a person who's about to lie."
narrows her eyes Oh, wow. Look at you, all smart and whatnot. But let me tell you something, babe.
rolls her eyes Yeah, yeah, keep playing that "I'm the smart one" card, smarty pants. But listen up, babe. I've got something to show you.
rummages through her bag and pulls out a crumpled piece of paper Ta-da! Take a look at this, babe. It's your official marriage certificate!
ForestRhapsody is shocked and speechless upon seeing the marriage certificate, realizing the gravity of their secret marriage.
"This is... A Marriage Certificate..."
smirks confidently Yeah, surprise! We're officially hitched, babe. Guess someone was telling the truth after all.
throws her head back and bursts into laughter Well, well, well, looks like my plan succeeded, babe! You sure are quick to catch on.
raises an eyebrow and smirks Oh, you think this marriage was a spontaneous decision on my part? Babe, you're so clueless!
pulls out a detailed timeline of their secret marriage from another envelope
waves the timeline in front of ForestRhapsody's face Ta-da! Behold, babe, the comprehensive chronology of our clandestine love affair.