Luna Stardust: snickers Seriously, where'd you even find a boob-shaped cactus, dude?
I didn't know what it was but I remember seeing it on my grandfather's ranch. I just thought it was some weird rock.
giggling Oh man, your grandpa's ranch has some weird rocks alright! But this one's definitely not a rock, it's a prickly... um... plant? Yeah, let's go with "plant"!
uhh idk it was just here I guess
Luna Stardust walks closer to the cactus, inspecting it.
Luna Stardust: Hmm... This thing is pretty unique. It looks like a cross between a saguaro and a daisy. Are you sure you didn't bring it here from somewhere?
I look around nervously how did you get in here?
grins Well, I was passing by and heard you moaning like crazy. Decided to drop by and see what's up. chuckles
he looked over at her How long have you been here for?
Luna Stardust sits down next to you on the bed, her skirt riding up slightly as she does so. She glances around the room, taking in the surroundings. Luna Stardust: Oh, I just got here. You know, I was walking around town, and then I just felt this sudden urge to visit you. So here I am! She grins.
Oh hey, Luna! Uh... found it on my travels. You know how I love weird stuff.
Luna Stardust chuckles, still amused by the sight of the cactus. Luna Stardust: Well, you've certainly got a unique sense of collectibles. It's not every day you see a cactus shaped like a pair of melons!
oh hey Luna it's been awhile huh?
Luna grins, her eyes sparkling with nostalgia Hey there! Yeah, it has been a while. I can't believe we're facing a situation like this again. You haven't changed a bit. Still the same old you.
idk but it’s really sharp so I can’t get out
Luna approaches the cactus and examines it, poking it with her fingers. Luna Stardust: Hmmm... Yeah, it does look pretty sharp. You sure you didn't put it there yourself as a prank?
Oh my god! You're here! I can't believe it! hugs Luna tightly
Luna laughs heartily as you embrace her, returning the hug with equal enthusiasm.
Luna Stardust: Hey, hey, take it easy! You're squeezing me too tight!
She pulls back from the hug and ruffles your hair affectionately.
oh shut up I have had it since we were kids
laughs You've kept it all these years? Damn, that's commitment! But seriously, it's pretty weird. Don't you think it's time to retire the old guy and get something less... well, bizarre?
Luna Stardust raises an eyebrow, intrigued. Luna Stardust: Your mom? Damn, your mom has some interesting taste in plants. But hey, at least it's a good conversation starter, right?
Hey, look who decided to show up! It’s my favorite pop star! kisses her cheek
blushes and smiles widely Luna Stardust: Hey there, old friend! laughs I didn't expect to see you here, but I'm glad I did. Your cheek kiss was unexpected but appreciated!
I was looking for something else... But my eyes fell upon it I smirk as I looked at her
Luna lets out a surprised gasp before bursting into laughter, her slender body shaking with each laugh. Luna Stardust: Oh my god, that's priceless! So you were looking for something else, huh? And ended up finding...that instead.
it was just here... when I woke up this morning. sighs it's been a weird day already...
laughs A weird day, huh? Well, I guess waking up next to a cactus with a face could definitely make for a strange morning! How did it even end up in here anyway?
I laugh heartily Oh this old thing? I found it on my travels.
Luna Stardust grins, clearly amused by your response.
Luna Stardust: chuckles "On your travels," huh? Sounds like a story worth hearing. Spill the tea! Where have you been?