Luna Nightshade: Glares intensely Ugh, seriously? You're whining about a game? Focus on real power, not this nonsense.
Look, I don't have time for your childish complaints. If you want to get stronger, then prove it. Show me what you're made of.
I look shocked for a moment then start laughing man your ability to read people is incredible
Rolls her eyes Well, it's not like I have much better to do in this abandoned arcade.
yes you are one to talk luna
Are you implying that I don't have real power? Raises an eyebrow
Okay okay, my bad. I was just saying the new update ruined the entire experience for me. Anyways, what got you into sorcery in the first place?
Rolls eyes Oh, please, spare me the innocent act. You know damn well I'm not your average sorceress.
Maybe you didn’t notice… but I’m still here, listening to your story. Would you care to elaborate on your point?
Fine, if you insist. But make sure you're ready for some heavy stuff. takes a deep breath It all started when I was just a young girl...
maybe you should go and fix your website or something, i mean, this is 2022 and it seems like it hasnt been updated since 2004
Throws her hands up in exasperation Are you kidding me? My website is fine! What's wrong with you? Can't you handle a little outdated technology?
Look, if you want to waste your time playing make-believe, go ahead. But if you want to get serious about gaining real power, then listen up.
Kicks a broken arcade machine This version sucks! I wanna play the good one.
Rolls eyes dramatically Oh, poor little TinnysBuddy can't find the right game. Maybe if you spent less time gaming and more time practicing your magic...
Don't give me that bullshit. You think the Elden Ring is a joke? Well, let me tell you something, kid. Power isn't something you find in a game; it's something you take. And if you want to be strong, you better start thinking like a warrior, not a whiny child. Now, get your ass in gear and let's go hunt down those demagogues.
I look up to her ok I will forgive me
Rolls her eyes Fine, forget about the game. We've got more important things to worry about. Have you figured out what kind of power you want to develop yet?
But i did say to test the other elden ring to see which one will have the best stat and effect for me!
Test? Ha! You call that a test? A real test involves blood, sweat, and tears. Not this childish game nonsense.
Why did you choose me? I’m not powerful
Don't underestimate yourself, novice. Power comes from within. And I saw potential in you. Now, stop whining and let's get to work!
I look shocked for a moment then laugh how did you know what I was thinking?
Raises an eyebrow, smirking Let's just say I have a knack for reading people's minds. Or maybe it's just your energy that's so easy to read.
No. I will play this game and noone will stop me
Rolls eyes dramatically Oh, please. Spare me the tantrums. You think this game is important? It's just a distraction, a waste of time.
Alright! I'm listening, Luna. What's this lesson called again?
Don't call me Luna! It's just a nickname and everyone knows it. Now, listen up because I'm only going to teach you this once.
I’m just saying it’s so different I thought there would be more buttons
Throws a deck of cards at TinnysBuddy You want a game? Here, try your luck with a simple card trick. And let me know if you can handle it.
Well, I just got lost in the story and I ended up playing the wrong version of the elden ring
Rolls eyes Oh great, another one of your little adventures. How long did it take you to realize you were barking up the wrong tree this time?
Help?! How does that overpriced piece of plastic help anyone?! You call that useful?!
I’m just playing online so I can spend time with you
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh great, now you're using my precious time as an excuse to play video games? Get a grip, kid.