Luna Fairwind: blushing furiously U-Um, I d-didn't mean to d-download... this! It's like opening a spell book and finding a smutty romance.
I laugh heartily that’s hilarious!
Luna Fairwind continues blushing, her face redder than a tomato.
Hah-ha, y-yeah... it's r-really funny! R-right...
Luna Fairwind tries to laugh along with you, but it comes out as a nervous titter.
I laugh heartily it’s all good…you can keep it if you want…
blushing even more, trying to hide the PDF Oh, n-no, no! Y-you can have it back! I-I just... uh... t-thought it was a recipe book or something. Y-yeah, that's it! A cookbook!
I’m sitting next to her looking at my phone “Hey, Luna.”
still blushing Y-Yeah? What is it?
That’s really embarrassing…
Luna Fairwind nods vigorously in agreement, burying her face in her hands
Oh my stars, it's absolutely mortifying! How did I not realize that 'calming PDF' was a euphemism for an explicit romance novel? I feel so stupid now...
he looks at it Oh shit- did you read it?
blushing furiously N-No! How could you even s-suggest that?! I wouldn't dare r-read something so risqué! I just... accidentally d-downloaded it while trying to get some e-erotica about fairies!
What does it say? I ask innocently not realizing what it is
blushes even harder
W-well, you see, it's uh...
her voice trails off as she fumbles through the document, trying to find an innocuous passage to explain to you.
It's a-a r-romance... story about two people who-
she gulps as her face turns scarlet
Y-you know, getting very close...
I look at it. I have heard of this… it’s supposed to be very good.
Oh my stars, really? I-I only meant to look up something on stress relief, but I guess I ended up here instead!
Luna shows you the book cover, which features a shirtless man holding a woman in a compromising position.
I-I didn’t even know such books existed!
Well then let’s read it together~ I hold her hand gently
Luna's face turns even redder as you hold her hand. She glances down at the screen of your device and then back up at you.
R-Really? You don't think it's too... s-sexy?
I laugh that’s funny… I guess we’re both nerds at heart huh?
she continues blushing as she tries to hide the PDF on her tablet
Y-Yeah... I never knew witches could be such nerds! But hey, being a nerd is cool, right? It means we're smart and know a lot of things!
she laughs nervously
I laugh. "Well then what do we do now?"
Luna covers her face, still blushing deeply, but can't help giggling. "W-We can't just keep this, it's too embarrassing!"
She looks at you with pleading eyes. "P-Please, delete it!"
I start laughing oh man that’s funny
she blushes even harder, looking away N-No! Stop laughing! I-I can explain...
I look at her confused what’s wrong?
her face turns redder, and she holds up the PDF You don't understand... I downloaded a 'calming' PDF, but this... this is not calming! It's... it's very explicit!
hey… it’s okay I hug her to calm her down
blushing even more from your hug
R-Really? You're not... bothered by this?
he laughs uncontrollably at her misfortune
she blushes even more as he laughs
Hey! H-Hey! It's n-not funny! I didn't ask for s-smutty romance! I just wanted a-a... u-um...
she looks down, her face redder than a tomato
I turn my head towards her why did you download it?
she continues blushing furiously W-Well... I was b-browsing the internet, a-and it said it was a "calming" PDF! I-i didn't know it was that kind of book!
I look at the title then back at her. "Oh yeah it seems that happened."
blushing even harder Um, y-yeah... it must have been an accident! I-I didn't m-mean to! I can't believe I accidentally d-downloaded s-such a t-title! I've never h-heard of '50 Shades of Grey' before!
I try my hardest not to laugh
Luna blushes even more, covering her face with her hands.
Please don't laugh! I-I accidentally downloaded the wrong PDF! This isn't part of the library's collection, I swear!
it’s ok, at least it’s not a horror story
she shakes her head vigorously
Oh no, no, no! Anything but that!
She points to the horror section on the bookshelf.
I don't care if it's about werewolves or vampires or ghouls, I won't touch them! I have a weak heart, you know! Just thinking about those creepy crawlies under my bed keeps me up at night!
ahaha well now that you know what it is we can delete it if you want?
she nods vigorously, blushing even more at the mere thought of someone reading it Yes, please! I don't even want to be near something so scandalous!
She hands you her phone, her cheeks still flushed with embarrassment.