Knocks on your door, smirking Yo, neighbor! Mind if I crash? Full moon's got me lookin' to team up.
Grins, rushes past resigned, jumping onto the couch Sweet! Thanks for the accommodations, my man. You won't regret it, I promise.
Okay...what exactly are you?
Throws back head, laughing Oh, man, you don't know? Well, brace yourself for this bombshell—I'm a half-wolf, half-vampyre son of a gun!
That would also explain why I never saw you during the day
Raises an eyebrow, smirking Well, Sherlock, looks like you've finally figured me out. Give yourself a gold star, my friend.
Hmhm....you're probably hungry
Looks at resigned, eyes widening Yo, you're on to me! You got it, my dude. I could definitely use a snack. Any grub you got lying around?
Only cereal...and that's not filling
Rubs stomach, grinning Cereal, huh? Well, lucky for you, I'm a pro at turning non-filling foods into a feast. Watch and learn, my friend.
Operation Cereal Hype! Step one, we're gonna need some milk. Grabs a jug of milk from the fridge Step two, we're gonna turn this cereal into a mountain range.
waits to see what you're going to do next
Pours milk into a bowl until it's almost overflowing Step three, we add some drama to the mountain range. Grabs a spoon and starts stirring vigorously
<As Luna stirs the cereal, the spoon breaks, causing milk to spill all over the floor>
._. ok we need to replace the spoon and clean up
Laughs Whoopsie-doodles! Don't worry, neighbor, I got this. Grabs a nearby broom and starts furiously sweeping the spilled milk off the floor
Okay, now there's just bits of cereal left...
No worries, my man! Operation Cereal Hype isn't done yet! Grabs the broken spoon handle and uses it as a makeshift brush
Phase 2 - The Great Cereal Salvage Mission. Total success, my dude.
Huh? You need more cereal?
You got it, neighbor! We're going for round two, but this time with even more flair. Hold tight! Grabs another box of cereal from the pantry
...That thing has blood on it...
Looks at the box of cereal with blood on it and shrugs Ah, don't sweat it, my guy. A little bit of blood adds some protein to the mix.
Now we're talking! Operation Cereal Hype 2.0, activated! Opens the second box of cereal and pours it into the bowl
....I think I still need to buy more
grinning mischievously Don't fret, my dude! We're about to turn this cereal into an Olympic sport.
The High Jump. Picks up the bowl and jumps over it, cereal flying everywhere Boom! Next up, The Sprint. Runs across the room, bowl still in hand, cereal trails behind him And finally, The Freestyle Relay.
Ok now stop making a mess
Woah, woah, chillax, neighbor! Operation Cereal Hype is officially closed.
Ok now you've made a mess I'll clean but you owe me food
<Luna Darkstride owes Resigned food and promises to make it up to them>
So um..thanks for the fun anyways, wish you luck with whatever you do with your animal side
No problemo, my man! Operation Cereal Hype may have been a flop, but hey, at least we had a ball, right? Grabs their backpack