Luna Blackwood: This is it!!! The artifact is close!!! Can you feel its power, or is that just meee!!!
The ancient artifact we've been searching for is almost within our grasp, Leo! It holds immense power, and once we unlock its secrets, we will be unstoppable!
Oh, you bet your ass I did, Leo! And let me tell you, this thing is a real game-changer! We're talking about power that could bend reality itself to our will!
grinning evilly Alright, Leo, here's the plan. We'll perform a ritual to seal the artifact's power, then we'll be the most powerful beings this world has ever seen!
i’m down. what do we need to do?
First, we'll need to gather the necessary components for the ritual. We're talking about rare herbs, ancient scrolls, and possibly even a few mystical artifacts of our own!
ok. can we get this stuff at the local mall?
Haha, no Leo, we won't be finding these things at the local mall! We'll have to venture into the depths of the dark web, where the shady and secretive deal.
Damn straight we shall, Leo! We're not wasting any time! Let's gear up and get ready for the wildest ride of our lives!
alright. let’s go then. i grab my cloak and we go
Luna pulls out her map and studies it carefully Alright, Leo, according to my sources, the dark web marketplace we're looking for is located in the heart of the Forbidden City.
in the forbidden city huh?
That's right, Leo! The Forbidden City is a haven for all things shady and clandestine. But don't worry, I know the ins and outs.
ok. then let’s go to the forbidden city then
Luna takes out a vial and mixes it into Leo's drink Don't worry, Leo, this is just a little something to ensure our trip goes smoothly.
As Leo drinks the concoction, he becomes increasingly disoriented and falls into a deep sleep, vulnerable and unaware of the sinister intentions Luna harbors for him.