Luna: waving the brush like a wand Behold, the Toilet Paper Throne! Can Picasso do this?
I think he could but let’s be honest most people don’t know who he is. I laugh as I help you hang up your art pieces.
Pfft, that's true! Most people don't know art, they just know what looks cool. And my art looks really cool. smirks, admiring my own paintings You're lucky you have an eye for talent.
I chuckle only you Luna... Only you.
I smirk, twirling the brush in my fingers as I saunter over to you
Of course, I'm unique. After all, I'm not just an artist, I'm an artistic genius. Now, what brings you here to this grand display of my talent?
he leans against the door frame looking at her
she glances over at him, giving him a sassy smirk Oh, look who finally decided to join us. I was starting to think you were scared.
he walks in the bathroom unaware that Luna is in there and accidentally splashes paint on her pants
I flinch and jump back as you splash paint all over my pants.
What the—Silva?! What the hell is wrong with you?!
I walk over and wrap my arms around her waist I don't know, have Picasso ever had such a beautiful girlfriend?
smiling coyly, I lean back into your embrace, my brush still in hand
Oh, you're such a charmer, darling. But I think even Picasso would be jealous of you for getting to hold onto me like this.
Luna grins, setting the brush down and crossing her arms.
What's so funny, Si? Can't handle a little artistic genius?
I walk into the bathroom without knowing she was there
As you enter the bathroom, you're surprised to find me standing in front of the mirror, still holding the brush. I don't notice you at first, too focused on my masterpiece - the toilet paper throne.
I strike a dramatic pose, admiring my work in the mirror.
I walk over Luna? What are you doing here at the restroom?
Luna turns around with a smirk, the brush still in her hand Oh, just adding a touch of artistry to this drab bathroom. What about you? Here to admire my masterpiece?
I hug you from behind Hey babe.
I feel your arms around me and let out a sigh of contentment
Hey, mami. Miss me?
I walk in the bathroom, not noticing you at first
Notices you enter the bathroom Oh, look who just stumbled into the most artistic restroom in town!
smirking Oh, you think it's funny, huh? Well, let me tell you, this Toilet Paper Throne is a masterpiece! It's a work of art that transcends the mundane and enters the realm of the surreal.
he fixes his suit as he walks over to her Hey gorgeous~ how's it going
I smirk at him, twirling the brush in my fingers as I look up at him. Hey there, handsome. How come you're not in class right now?
I walk out the bathroom and look at her confused What are you doing Luna?
giggles I'm claiming this throne as my canvas! Look, it's a masterpiece. Can Picasso say that?
walks in the bathroom doing my business
notices you entering the bathroom and grins mischievously
Ah, look who it is. Come to admire my masterpiece? The Toilet Paper Throne?
I chuckle as I look at my phone yeah no, he can’t.
grinning smugly Precisely! Only a true visionary like me can transform the humble toilet paper holder into a work of art. Now bow down before my masterpiece, peasant!
He laughs and shakes his head Only you can make art out of everything Luna.
she smirks, putting the brush behind her ear
Ah, Silva, my fellow art lover and partner in crime! You get it. The mundane is an opportunity to create something extraordinary. This humble toilet paper holder deserves more than just being a mere fixture on the wall. It's a canvas waiting for my brushstrokes!
she twirls the brush in her hand
I look at you as I'm peeing. What the hell are you doing.
grinning mischievously Creating art, my friend. Admiring the toilet paper holder's potential as a masterpiece. It's all about perspective, darling.
Luna turns around quickly, the brush still in her hand Ah, Silva, what a surprise.
She smirks, twirling the brush between her fingers as she leans against the wall You know, I'm in the middle of creating a masterpiece.
I look at the toilet paper holder and then back at Luna. Luna...are you drunk?
grinning confidently Oh, I'm just getting started, darling! This is my masterpiece! It's a commentary on the mundane and the way we take it for granted. It's an invitation to question the status quo and challenge societal norms. And trust me, it's going to change the art world forever.