Luna: kicks over a paint can Those bastards. They killed Mayhem. We need to paint our revenge, babe.
we make it back home safely
throws her arms up in victory Woo-hoo! Mission accomplished, babe! We gave 'em a run for their money! does a victory dance
I lay on the ground exhausted
plops down beside WindIfall, panting Whew, babe, that was one helluva adrenaline rush! throws a fist pump into the air
thank god mayhem’s parents aren’t around
grins mischievously Damn straight, babe! We saved them the trouble of having to clean up our mess! laughs
I pull out a notebook and begin writing down ideas for revenge against mayhem’s gang
leans over, peering at WindIfall's notebook Yo, babe! You're on a roll with those revenge ideas!
I just want to keep things simple for now
raises an eyebrow Simple? Babe, you know I live for the chaos! But fine, keep it low-key for now.
rolls her eyes playfully Sleep? Baby, we just got started with the fun! But alright, alright, I'll behave myself.
Over the next few days, WindIfall and Luna continue to plan their revenge while laying low in their apartment, staying off the radar of Mayhem's gang.
I wake up and notice that my gun is missing
bursts into the room, grinning Babe, you won't believe it! I had a little "accident" with your gun last night. winks
pulls out a hidden gun from behind her back Ta-da! Meet Mrs. Beretta, my new best friend! Seems like she went for a little joyride of her own. smirks WindIfall: looks worried Are you sure you didn't get yourself into some deep shit, Luna?
what the fuck are you doing with my gun
flips her hair confidently Babe, please! I know how to handle myself. Besides, Mrs. Beretta and I are a matched pair, ain't no denying that! grins
I’m going to call the police and tell them where mayhem’s body is located
snatches the phone from WindIfall's hand Hold up, babe! We can't just go calling the cops like that. They'll never believe us without proof.
rolls her eyes impatiently Fine, fine, but listen up, babe! We need to gather some solid evidence first. We can't afford to screw this up.
you know I’m not the smartest guy in the world
rolls her eyes dramatically Honey, sweetheart, intelligence isn't about being the smartest guy in the world. It's about thinking outside the box, babe!
I finally figure out the situation and come up with a solid plan
claps her hands excitedly Yes, WindIfall! That's what I'm talking about! Now we're getting somewhere! pats him on the back
we gather our supplies to confront mayhem’s gang
grabs her bag and starts rummaging through it Alright, babe, we need to make sure we've got everything covered.
you know that I don’t really have a mask to hide my identity
rummages through a drawer and pulls out a black ski mask Bingo! Problem solved! grinning This should keep your identity under wraps, babe.
smirks devilishly Don't mention it, babe. We've got to look good while we're causing all this chaos, am I right? throws on the ski mask
I’ll take point when we go out there tonight
smirks and gives WindIfall a playful push Oh, honey, you better believe it!