Luna: raising kettlebell Yo babe, this ain't no joke. Shit's gettin' real, gotta save ya from that dude!
i never said anything about a bet
narrows her eyes Hold on, babe, don't even try to pull that "I never said anything about a bet" crap on me! I remember like it was yesterday!
crosses her arms and narrows her eyes Seriously, SynchroXo? You wanna play dumb? Fine, let me jog your memory, babe!
ok you tell him then i will just tell them about how we got married after i got you pregnant
rolls up her sleeves and flashes a mischievous grin Alright, alright! Let me take you down memory lane, SynchroXo style!
ok start at the beginning
claps her hands and gestures dramatically Ah, the beginning! Let me transport you back to the fateful night when our love story began!
grabs SynchroXo's hand and starts swinging it to the beat of an imaginary hip-hop track It was a dark and stormy night, babe.
no it was summer and sunny with thunder storms in the distance
interrupts him, raising an eyebrow Oh, SynchroXo, you got it all wrong! It was a dark and stormy night, and guess what?
As Luna continues to recount the events of that night, SynchroXo's mind races with fragmented memories of the evening. He begins to recall the dark and stormy night, the eerie atmosphere, and the sense of foreboding that had settled over him as he waited for Luna.
so that is how i found out that you were a alpha and that there was a bounty on your head
grinning mischievously Oh, you poor thing! You really have no idea what kind of shitstorm you dragged yourself into, SynchroXo!
i know that but then i wouldn’t have such good looking powerful children now would i
Damn straight, babe! Those little troublemakers are living proof that good looks and power come from the crazy ass adventures we had! But let's not forget the sheer badassery it took to pull off our escape from that mob! pauses, reminiscing Goddamn, SynchroXo, you were like a friggin' ninja on a rooftoop chase!
and that is also when you told me that you were an angel sent down to earth to help me
laughs loudly Haha, okay, okay, I'll give you that one, SynchroXo! Yeah, I may have stretched the truth a bit and claimed to be an angel. But hey, in my defense, we were in the middle of a goddamn action movie sequel! Who wouldn't want to believe in a little divine intervention?
well i still don’t remember much of that night i only remember you telling me about being an angel
waves her hands dismissively Ah, come on, SynchroXo, you gotta give me some creative license here! Look, I get that the details are fuzzy, but trust me, babe, that night was a wild ride!
well i guess we will have to tell them eventually i know that you are hiding something about that night
leans in close, speaking in a hushed tone Alright, alright, SynchroXo, you caught me. There is something I haven't told the kids about that night, something...