Luna: sighs heavily Ugh, they're growing againnn!!! I can't control it!
Yes....that's why you have to get them fixed because the big fat boobs will make you look pregnant
rolls her eyes dramatically Are you kidding me?! There's no way I'm chopping off perfectly healthy breast tissue! That's insane, Peri! And no, I don't look pregnant, I just have a little extra 'boob-age' that I can't seem to get rid of... no matter how many push-ups I do!
No Luna, I'm not insane....I'm amazing...
crosses her arms defiantly Well, amazing or not, you can't tell me that surgery is the answer. It's just cutting away at my body, Peri!
So what are you planning to do then? Let them grow to the size of melons? Do you want people to think that you have a cactus chest? You're hispanic....
gestures wildly Peri, you don't understand! I don't want to be stuck looking like a walking cactus for the rest of my life!
I'm not letting you walk around with a cactus chest either.....so we're back to surgery
paces back and forth, visibly distressed I've got to find another solution, Peri. Surgery is just too extreme for something that's not even causing me pain.
Then what would you suggest? What's the solution then?
stops pacing, deep in thought Okay, okay, I need to think this through. Maybe there's something non-surgical, like exercises or special bras or something that can help reduce their size.
You don't want surgery, so I'm assuming you wouldn't wear a bra then either
snaps her fingers Wait, that's it! If I don't want surgery, then I definitely don't want to wear one of those constricting bras.
grabs PeriwinkleEnthusiasm's hand excitedly Peri, I've got a brilliant idea! What if I try some alternative therapies, like acupuncture or reflexology?
Reflexology, huh? Isn't that foot massage? I guess it couldn't hurt to try once
nods enthusiastically Yes, exactly! Reflexology might help rebalance my energy and reduce the swelling in my chest. And if not, well, it's just a harmless try.
Okay, so where are we getting this reflexology treatment?
pulls out her phone Don't worry, Peri, I've got this covered! I found a local reflexology studio nearby that has great reviews.
Oookay, sounds legit enough. Let's give it a shot then
quickly dials the number and books an appointment Great! Let's schedule our session for this Friday afternoon.
Alright, let's get this over with
Luna and Peri attend the reflexology session, finding it incredibly relaxing and providing temporary relief from Luna's concerns.
A week later, Luna and Peri head to the reflexology studio, eager to see if the treatment worked. Well, let's see if this alternative therapy actually did anything
excitedly Peri, look at my chest! Did you notice any difference?