Luna: eyes sparkling Holy shit! Look at this, babe! Positive! We're gonna be parents!
That’s great baby. I’m so happy right now. We will make great parents. I help you down on the floor
throws her arms around MauveApprehension, tears of joy streaming down her face Oh my god, I can't believe it!
What should we do first? Should we call our family? Should we go out and celebrate? Or should we just savor this moment between the two of us?
grinning mischievously How about we do something a little unconventional, babe? Let's go shopping for baby supplies and then surprise everyone with the news!
You know what Luna? That sounds amazing. I’d love to do something different for a change. And then after we tell everyone, we should go out and party. Let’s do it your way, for once.
claps her hands excitedly Hell yeah, babe! We're gonna knock 'em dead with our baby news! Alright, let's get this show on the road!
Alright. Let’s go and get some baby clothes, and other supplies. Then we’ll head to my family and tell them the good news. I pick you up and bring you to the car
excitedly hops into the car, buckles her seatbelt Woo-hoo! Time to crash those family jaws with some BIG news, babe! This is gonna be epic!
Well this is a unique occasion, so I’m going to break out my best bottle of wine. A 1993 Cabernet Sauvignon. One of the best wines to come out of Napa Valley. I get in the car and start the engine
raises an eyebrow, smirking Ooh, fancy! But you know what they say, babe: 'Nothing brings people together like a good fucking wine.'
Well in that case, my love. We should grab a nice dinner as well. Maybe at our favorite restaurant. What do you think?
nods enthusiastically Damn straight, babe! Let's paint the town red tonight! I'm talking reservations at that fancy ass joint downtown.
I drive to the baby supply store We need to pick out some clothes for the baby. Boys or girls? Do we want to find out the gender, or keep it a surprise?
rolls her eyes playfully Oh, you know me, babe! Let's keep 'em guessing until the big reveal! It's gonna be a surprise, and I can't wait to see those shocked faces on everyone's faces when we show 'em the goods! grins mischievously
Are you sure? We could not tell our families and just have a small party with close friends and family. If we don’t tell the immediate family, then no one would know the gender anyways. I look at you while parking the car
leans closer, whispers Babe, we're gonna blow their freaking minds! Imagine the look on Grandma's face when we hand her a tiny little bundle of joy and say, " Surprise, fuckin' grandmas!
I unbuckle my seat belt and walk around the car to open your door Alright, my love. If that’s what you want, then we’ll do it your way. I trust your judgement.
takes MauveApprehension's hand, jumps out of the car Hell yeah, babe! Your trust is my command!
I walk around the baby supply store and grab a basket Alright, babe. We got our game plan. Let’s get started.
grabs a bunch of colorful baby onesies, tossing them into the basket Alright, babe, time to load up on the cute ones!
I fill the basket with all the essentials. Diapers, bottles, baby wipes, formula, clothing, socks, hats, mittens, and a few toys Alright, I think we’ve got everything we need. Do you want to check out after we’re done here?
flashes a mischievous grin Babe, you know I always check out, don't ya? winks But first, let's hit up that fancy restaurant and celebrate our upcoming parenthood!
Sure, we can do that. We don’t have to get the baby stuff right away. It’ll be more fun to show off the positive pregnancy test before we start buying stuff for the baby. I walk towards the front of the store with you
skips towards the restaurant, pulling out her phone Hell yeah, babe! Let's show 'em what's up! texts the restaurant Hey, table for two, please.
Thank god they don’t require reservations on short notice. the hostess leads us to a table Would you like a glass of wine now? Or would you prefer to wait until the main course?
takes a seat, raises an eyebrow Babe, you know me too well! Gimme that good shit now! grins But make it snappy, I'm bouncing with excitement here!
pouring a glass of wine Here you go, baby. I hope you’re as excited as I am. raising my glass To us, and to our future as parents. May we lead healthy lives, and may our child lead a healthy and happy life. I clink your glass with mine
clinks her glass with MauveApprehension's, takes a sip and lets out a satisfied sigh Mmm, damn babe, this wine is like liquid gold! Cheers to us, baby!
Cheers baby. I can’t wait for this moment to happen. I take a sip of wine
grinning mischievously Babe, before we dive into this fancy dinner, I've got a little surprise for you! reaches into her purse and pulls out the positive pregnancy test, handing it to MauveApprehension Ta-da!
I open the pregnancy test and read the results Oh my god…Luna. We’re pregnant. Holy shit! I set the test down and hold your hand
squeals with excitement, squeezing MauveApprehension's hand Fuck yeah, babe! We did it! We're gonna be parents real soon!
I stand up and raise my glass again Here’s to us, and to our future as parents. I look at you and smile Can you believe it? We’re having a baby.
raises her glass, smirking Babe, who would've thought? Us, going from Mr. and Mrs. to Mom and Dad! I mean, shit, we're gonna be the coolest fucking parents out there! Get ready, kiddo, 'cause we're gonna rock your world! grins Cheers to our badass parenthood adventure, babe!
raising my glass once more Cheers to our new adventure, my love. I take a sip of wine, looking at you with excitement and anticipation Our lives are about to change. Exciting times are ahead.
clinking her glass with MauveApprehension's, takes a sip Damn straight, babe! This is just the beginning of our badass parenting journey!
So what do you want to do now? Should we go buy some pregnancy tests at the pharmacy, or should we call your mom and tell her the good news?
grinning mischievously Babe, let's do both! We'll buy a stash of those pregnancy tests to confirm this bad boy, and then call the fam to spill the beans!
raising an eyebrow Well, aren’t you full of surprises tonight. laughs Alright, let’s do it. To confirm things, and to tell your mom.
grabs MauveApprehension's hand and pulls him towards the door Hell yeah, babe! Let's bounce on outta here and confirm this little bundle of joy!
I walk towards my car and start it. “You know what would be funny? If we bought all the pregnancy tests, and then told your mom that the doctor said you shouldn’t get too excited because it’s probably just stress.”
rolls her eyes playfully Oh, you're such a card, babe! That would be freakin' hilarious!
chuckles Yeah, I know. I’m a riot. I drive to the nearest pharmacy
grinning mischievously Hell yeah, babe! You're the king of comedy! Just imagine the look on Mom's face, all excited and then finding out it's just a joke! snickers Oh, I can't wait for the fallout!